Hey! who said anything about no chicks allowed. The serving wenches are all chicks if you hadn't noticed and every on of them has signed a contract that allows all gentlemen members to give them a good slippering whenever it takes their fancy!
Mr. Q this isn't a bar, it's a club. 😉
Mr. Raz sir, as your da boss around here I'll fetch you a ridiculously large brandy glass and extra comfy slippers. Take a place at the fireplace my good man. 😄