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Top ten reasons why Boromir died:

1) He wanted to finaly take that shield of his back

2) His deep love in Aragorn would be chrished after he is kissed

3) He didn't want to see Faramir's ugly face again

4) No one wanted to blow his "Horn of Gondor"

5) He forgot his glasses in Rivendell and didn't see Lurtz shooting him

6) He wanted to eliminate once and for all his unshampooed, wet hair

7) He never realized aragorn would steal his garments

8) He never got to sleep in the boats because Merry and Pippin wouldn't row it

9) He knew he wouldn't have a chance against Sam in competition for Frodo

10) He wasn't able to persuade Frodo to put his "ring" in his "finger".

ha ha 😉

Originally posted by chucktaylor

5) He forgot his glasses in Rivendell and didn't see Lurtz shooting him

7) He never realized aragorn would steal his garments

hysterical

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Top Ten Secrets of the peoples of middle-earth:

1) Sauron: What the Ring's elvish inscription really says...

2) Denethor: that he fancies cute little curly-haired halflings

3) Legolas: All the hair-care products inside his quiver

4) Witch-King: That Eowyn denied his date invitation and dumped him...

5) Sam: That he was the one who pokes Frodo's inner thigh when they sleep...

6) Frodo: that he likes it when Sam pokes his inner thigh at night...

7) Gollum: (Do you know you go thin when you masturbate?)

8) Elrond: His secret powers behind his enormous forehead...

9) Gandalf: What really revived him...(remember the scene?...."I felt life in me again! Ugh!"😉

10) Boromir: the multiple times he asked Merry & Pippin to blow his "Horn of Gondor"...

Originally posted by chucktaylor

7) Gollum: (Do you know you go thin when you masturbate?)

A fun way to diet 😱

That could win the Nobel Prize.