The dumbest thing you've heard about LOTR

Started by ilvorlandobloom4 pages

yes! i am so mad at my friend right now cuz she hates ROTK cuz it 'doest follow the book like it should.' im like 'hello! of course it doesnt! (moron)'

"Why does the angel [Legolas] kill people?!?"
"Hey must be a fighting angel, man..."

Wow. There are some pretty stupid, deprived people out there.

Lmao, these are so funny

"why are the elves leaving their cities? Are they going to help the men fight?" - RotK

"Isn't there a sequel to this?" -RotK

Okay folks I'm going to post this. This is the stupidest most ignorant comment some jerk made in line when my friends and I were getting the tickets last sunday "lord of the rings is racist because there were no people of skin in it only white people" it made me so mad 😒

I had people ask when they were going to make the fourth movie...Hmm..

I had someone ask who the giant eye thing was, I had someone ask when Sauron was gonna die.. and yes, I heard people say it was racist too =o

My uncle...God bless his sole, because he is a fan...can never get character names right.

He calls Saruman Sauron...and he doesn't think that the real Sauron has a name.

after i saw it, i was walkin by the lines for the theaters, n yelled ," I CANT BELIEVE FRODO DIES!!" and some woman was all pissed off she was like, "NOW U RUINED IT FOR ME!"

😂

Originally posted by Exa
"Why does the angel [Legolas] kill people?!?"
"Hey must be a fighting angel, man..."

ROTFLMAO!!! 😆 😆 Angel..Legolas looks like an angel but...OMG......... 😆 cluelesss people...tsk, tsk.. 😆

LOL i did that too realworld =o

I think that Frodo and Sam have the most beautiful friendship, i absoulutly adore it, they are there for eachother and help eachother out, frodo would of not made it without sam! The way they look at eachother, what they speak to eachother, the closeness they have in one another, its so beautiful and touching, because they would die for one another, they would risk their life to the fullest to save one another, that is such a wonderful and tight friendship and it just touches my heart to see what a beautiful friendship they have! They are not gay, they just love eachother like brothers, they have that deepness of a friendship that nothing could break, they are almost like brothers, its wonderful!

Back to the weirdest things heard about lotr, well its not about it, but this was rather funny, 2 guys come in after me and my guy friend came in and found out it was sold out (this was last saturday, would of been my 2nd time seeing it, and his 1st time seeing it) the guys asked for tickets for ROTK and the girl said it was sold out, and he was like: you gotta be shittin me

it was funny! ALSO i heard 2 little kids ask "what is wrong with that elf guys ears? why are they so pointy?"

HAHAHAHAHA

and ive seen a 30 year old man cry seeing ROTK! And ive heard "why the hell is frodo so pale?" when he was stung by shelob and sam thought he was dead

HAHAHAHA crazy ppl

ok, listen when the cave trolls came out pushing the siege towers in rotk, someone behind me said:

"Hey i though the troll died in the 1st movie?"

lol

hahahaha now that is funny!!!

my friend..my silly friend...when frodo first knocked gollum off the edge and he fell in that gap, i knew gollum wasnt dead (cuz i knew from the book that he didnt die until the end on the cracks of doom) and she was like "is gollum dead now??" "hes dead now..he has to be" and i just looked at her with this "hmm who knows" look because i knew he wasnt dead

hahaha silly friend, hobbits are for kids, dont ask..lotr mood today

hmmm sily mood?
[i could of told u that!]

that one about Legolas the Angel is funny. hey, i cant blame them, i mean look at him, he is an angel... 😉

omg, the 2nd time i saw it the people next to me kept in talking and it was obvious they had never read the books and at the Shelob part they were all "Is that a real spider?" lmao

You can always tell who isn't a serious fan if they ask someone whether they've see the first two movies. And why would you go see the third if you hadn't seen the others in the first place?

exactly. how can they stand to not see the first two

Because they are not true fans.