The dumbest thing you've heard about LOTR

Started by shadowy_blue4 pages

When I was sitting in the theater watching it, right at the beginning (with the Smeagol flashback), this guy in front of me leaned over to his wife and said "Wait, this is a prequel? I thought this was supposed to be the third sequel!!!" I just shook my head, then kicked his seat and told him to shut it.

Some people are just not as smart as us.

Originally posted by BackFire
The dumbest thing I've heard is from the people who complain abou thow the film is unfaithful too the books. Like they can't grasp the simple fact that film and book are two completely different mediums that can't be compared, like TV and Radio. They take totally different aspects to be good, what makes a book good, won't make a movie good, infact, it will probably make a movie bad, which accounts for so many movies that are crappy, yet still faithful to the book the story originated from.

i.e. great gatsby

Those are some real dumb people, of course it is understandable that not everyone will know as much about LOTR as the people on this forum but come on! Some of those things people said was just plain stupid

Merry Christmas everyone

Okay. I heard the mother load. I'm sitting there.. and some guy taps my shoulder.. and goes.. 'What movie is this again? I heard it has magic in it, and I wanted to see it.' I almost strangled him.. -.-

lmao rofl lol 🙂
I'v had people ask me if gandalf was dumbledore's twin. And to think these people have such knowledge of harry potter.

Also, "wait, those elephants are huge!!" at the oliphaunts scene.

Originally posted by OrliNElijahsGrl
hahahaha now that is funny!!!

my friend..my silly friend...when frodo first knocked gollum off the edge and he fell in that gap, i knew gollum wasnt dead (cuz i knew from the book that he didnt die until the end on the cracks of doom) and she was like "is gollum dead now??" "hes dead now..he has to be" and i just looked at her with this "hmm who knows" look because i knew he wasnt dead

hahaha silly friend, hobbits are for kids, dont ask..lotr mood today

To be honest, I thought it was possible that he could have died and PJ changed the ending, lol.

How is it possible to fall down a crack and come out unscathed? Many people thought Gollum died then.

Another completely moronic thing I heard during the film was when some idiots in the crowd couldn't resist the urge to yell out "Mr. Anderson" after every line Elrond said. How moronic can you get? Don't they realize how completely stupid they sound repeating a veyr generic and old joke that was kind of funny the first time I heard it back in 2001...man...I seriously wanted to punch those dipshits in the face.

lol, that was in the top ten thread, ahahahahahahaha.

wow, some people are so clueless... 😉

in the tow extended editions at cinema (after fotr) since it was so long these guys -

one of which hadnt seen it he thought that the 2 movies were like together and he said aftetr that he kept asking is the 2nd one starting yet and he was like falling asleep (probably because he was tired not because he was bored) and he woke up and he was expecting them both 2 be over

and was like "omg wtf was that just the first 1!!! hasnt the second even started lol i sort of felt that way coz they were so long lol it made me laugh

Well yknow. If the books I wanted to be made into movies, WERE, made into movies, they'd be about 4 1/2 hours long each.

It's on book 10 right now. 😛

This is from someone right here on our very forum, I did a straight copy and paste.

"I know this is off topic but-
do you think they will make a lotr 4
just curious man"

😂🤣😂

It's in the "Sting" thread

First off, GOTWA WHO IS THAT CHICK IN YOUR SIG?????

second, i read online (possibly in this forum..not sure), how som1 went to see the first lotr, fotr, and at the end of the movie some guy sitting in front got up and complained to the people he was with that whoever made the movie obviously was ripping them off with the ending just so they could make a sequel.

That the movie was too long...🙂