Sodapop Allerdyce's Poem(s)

Originally posted by RagingSilent
oh, not bout that.....our main focus was slavery....

😱..✅!!😄

so what have you learned abut the u.s.?

Originally posted by RagingSilent
😱..no more sarcasm! too evil!!!!..
*backs away*

at least i didn't say 'no s**t, sherlock!' 😱 😛 🙄 😆

Originally posted by BOPRecruit 16
so what have you learned abut the u.s.?

well, ...as I said, I learned about slavery...
things like, the conditions on the travelling ships, the weapons used for punishing..how blacks were captured....the rules for slaves..about the union, the north and south sides...um.....oh, and the first settlement......I forgot most of the things i learned bout that, cuz that was at the start of last year.....but i remember things bout the indians also......

Originally posted by BOPRecruit 16
at least i didn't say 'no s**t, sherlock!' 😱 😛 🙄 😆

true, true🙂...
that is the mother of all sarcastic comments.....✅

Originally posted by RagingSilent
well, ...as I said, I learned about slavery...
things like, the conditions on the travelling ships, the weapons used for punishing..how blacks were captured....the rules for slaves..about the union, the north and south sides...um.....oh, and the first settlement......I forgot most of the things i learned bout that, cuz that was at the start of last year.....but i remember things bout the indians also......

sorry that i forgot that i had asked that before, long time ago... 😮 😆 i'm kind of surprised that even people in other countries such as australia learn about america...sort of. though understandable that you do learn.

Originally posted by RagingSilent
true, true🙂...
that is the mother of all sarcastic comments.....✅

you didn't quite make it to sherlock and i didn't want to be too mean, so i knocked you down to watson. 😄 😛 😆

doodoodoodoodoodoodoodoodoo

dude...🤨 ?! 😠 😛 😆

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUdëa.
Exactly.....😈

glory, there's an elvish version of the word 'dude', even? 😱 omg...

Popsicle!
Popsicles!
Chocolate Popsicle!
Chocolae Popsicles!
Strawberry Popsicle!
Strawberry Popsicles!
I love you so much!
You taste like a..
Chicken noodle!
It is useless
To resists
You
You taste so
Sweet, Just
Like a
Little doll
in the fridge!!

Well guys, how ya like my poem?

hopefully that was all JUST about food and you aren't a food hound...*cough cough* 😆 burn!

*Must not laugh*
Wowzer....rhymes with Bowzer....

Lollipop!
You are so
Deligate!
With little
Swirly things
On top of your head
I chocked on you
And then I broke you
And thats how
We broke up!
I am so sorrrrrrry!
I broke you accidentaly!
I stepped on you!!!!
But I didnt see youuuuuu!
Dear little Lolliiiiipop!
I am so sorrrry!
Ill Tape you back together!
I promise you!
*cough*not*cough*

Another one of my poems.

where the hell did that come from? wowzer and bowzser my butt...not in that way of course! 😱 you perverts! 😛 😆

Originally posted by Red X
Lollipop!
You are so
Deligate!
With little
Swirly things
On top of your head
I chocked on you
And then I broke you
And thats how
We broke up!
I am so sorrrrrrry!
I broke you accidentaly!
I stepped on you!!!!
But I didnt see youuuuuu!
Dear little Lolliiiiipop!
I am so sorrrry!
Ill Tape you back together!
I promise you!
*cough*not*cough*

Another one of my poems.

you know what else that i would like to break of your's? 👿

Wow....
*Must not image wowzer and bowzer up BOP's butt...Must not image wowzer and bowzer up BOP's butt...Must not image wowzer and bowzer up BOP's butt...Must not image wowzer and bowzer up BOP's butt...Must not image wowzer and bowzer up BOP's butt...Must not image wowzer and bowzer up BOP's butt...Must not image wowzer and bowzer up BOP's butt...*

I meant "imagine".

Wait.. Another idea... In my head... Yes... I can feel it...

My A$$!!
My Poppa!
Is so big!
Oh ya
Oh No
Oh Ya
Oh NO
Your Poppa!!!

My pappa!
Your Mamma
and your
Pappa!!
Pappa!
Paapp!!
Mamma!!
Mamma!
Its your
Its your
Mamma!
And
Pappa!

i must get my mind out of the gutter and not murder john! *rubs temples and chants that over and over* 😛