short poems.....

sweet! 😱 that reminds me, i should do a poem about my two favorite american outlaws. jesse james vs/meets billy the kid! 😱

what ever floats your boat.
there is alway feed back
just leave a message here,
let it go in a bottle, make 'em float
by the time i get back
you'll be gone, like saddam
jesse james is on monster garage
come on. cally,

i mean nothing about the Saddam referrence. my words tend to..be..who do you say...read out of context. just a person with a vivid dream world. the moon and stars are way too far. let me go and scoop a handfull of dirt into my pocket, all for luck, because i'm leaving home...peace y'all, hate is a wasted emotion. ZEN MASTER.

Boppy wasn't talking about Jesse James from that Discovery channel show... She was talking about the REAL Jesse James. The western outlaw one.

that was the concept. compare someone from the past. i can't have tupac walk with emilo estavez(how do you spell it?) and vice-versa, i wanted true people. i know who jesse james is, i watch his show on mondays, re-runs most of the time.

relentless little spider
its cold outside and thats the reason you're here
damn, little spider coming my way!
HOLY SH!T
now its running on mulitpul black legs
back and forth like fluttering eye-lashes
OH, DAMN, ITS RUNNING MY WAY!
4GET THIS!, THIS AIN'T THE ALAMO!
quick onto the stove!
AHH, DAMN?! THE HOT FLAMES TASTED MY NAKED FOOT
BUT THERE IS NO SMELL OF BURNING FLESH
BUCKING-A! ITS A DAMN SPIDER BITE
OW! IT'S WORST THAN EVER
BLACK SPIDERS, RED BELLIES, SERIOUS VENOM
A CARE-LESS-PREDICTED-ENDING, WITHOUT ROLLING CREDITS
OH, MAN! HERE COMES THE REST, UP THEY CLIMB THE STOVE
OH, GOD, SEND SOME HELP! THE BIT HURTS
WHO'S GONNA SUCK THE VENOM OUT?!
PLEASE GOD SEND SOME HELP!!!!

The old world,
Its broken heart i reflect so deeply.
Yet amongst all fear and doubt,
there dwells a silent hope,
a hope that searches for a long lost perfume
i long to smell from the lingering joy.
My eyes alone tell the story of my sorrow,
and a hell is seen bound deep within my despairing eyes.

A monkeys uncle is like a father that a monkey has never had
he treats him like a dad
he likes bannanas
and treats his bros like lads
he likes taking pisses
even though he dosnt get kisses
hes always thinking about his mom
he so much misses

🤣.....Wahahahaah!!!!!!..cute!!!!😱....

A bathroom is like a palace
so helpful and lit
how would you live
without taking a shit
how would you piss
without a toilet or a sink
you need the sink to keep your hands clean
now take this as a warning
treasure your bathroom
if ya dont
then Ill smack ya with a broom

🤣.........Muahaa........funny!!!!!

😄 Im funny like that. * trips on a bannana peeling and breaks my neck *

✅........😱.....*helps u up*.....*throws another banana peel near ur feet*.....😖hifty:.....

* slips and cuts a flip *

vera: please read my new poem about agent sands called "forever in the dark".

Originally posted by BOPRecruit 16
vera: please read my new poem about agent sands called "forever in the dark".

Hello its thy leather speaking. 😄

hey leather! what's new? 😮‍💨

Originally posted by leatherface12
A monkeys uncle is like a father that a monkey has never had
he treats him like a dad
he likes bannanas
and treats his bros like lads
he likes taking pisses
even though he dosnt get kisses
hes always thinking about his mom
he so much misses

^ that is. 😆

😆 were you the one who posted that toilet joke poem a long time ago in this thread, leather?

Originally posted by BOPRecruit 16
😆 were you the one who posted that toilet joke poem a long time ago in this thread, leather?

Yep thats me. 😆