short poems.....

Started by leatherface1259 pages
Originally posted by leatherface12
A bathroom is like a palace
so helpful and lit
how would you live
without taking a shit
how would you piss
without a toilet or a sink
you need the sink to keep your hands clean
now take this as a warning
treasure your bathroom
if ya dont
then Ill smack ya with a broom

^ heres another poem by yours truly. πŸ˜†

πŸ˜† that's a good one! do you ever post your work at sites like fictionpress?

Originally posted by BOPRecruit 16
πŸ˜† that's a good one! do you ever post your work at sites like fictionpress?

Well nope. πŸ˜› I just come up with funny poems randomly. Im not real poetic. πŸ˜† Ill try to think of another one to put up in a few miniutes. πŸ˜›

although some poems are short, i think you can still post them there.

Originally posted by BOPRecruit 16
although some poems are short, i think you can still post them there.

Ok well heres another one.

Showers are like gold
you need them to keep clean
sometimes its dirty and mold
but you wanna be seen
looking like a million bucks
but dont drop the soap
for all those horny f*cks
will get you faster than goats

πŸ˜†

is that about a shower in locker or jail? πŸ˜†

Originally posted by BOPRecruit 16
is that about a shower in locker or jail? πŸ˜†

A jail. πŸ˜†

that's "interesting". unisex? lol

lol You want more? πŸ˜›

πŸ˜‚..nice poem Leather.......so 😈....but fun eπŸ˜„

something not too dirty, but implies alot of stuff. enneudos. πŸ˜†

Ok heres one.

A computer is like a brain
so complicated and insane
if only we could take it to school
then we would be getting all A's
you can pause a conversation to take a shit
or you can even call somebody a b!tch
all becuause you dont say it in person
you can even make the problem worsen
but no matter how much your brain knows
the computers like a pimp
except takes information and not hoes.

πŸ˜†

nice burn...πŸ˜†

Originally posted by BOPRecruit 16
nice burn...πŸ˜†

Why thank you. πŸ˜„

you do know what burn means right? if so, do you watch "that 70's show"?

Originally posted by BOPRecruit 16
you do know what burn means right? if so, do you watch "that 70's show"?

Sorry but no. 😬

it's on fox and action 36/ch. 6. funniest show ever! πŸ˜†

Oh ok. Well I guess Ill take that " nice burn " as a good compliment. πŸ˜›

burn = 1) insult, 2) prank

Oh ok. I think I can do 1 more. You wanna hear? πŸ˜›