hahahahahahhahahahahahaha! "Jack" (snicker snicker snicker) Anywayz... I'm so glad everyone is back! yayayayayayayayay! (falls back in chair clapping hands insanely) I'm so glad u all are back and glad to hear tht u like me and jjs stories! Nice work JJ! 😄 💃 🍺~DrInK uP mE hEaRtIeS yO hO!~I'll write more soon but not right now, my mom is gone cuz my brother has a virus or somethin like strep and when she comes back, If shes sees tht I'm on the computer again shell kill me!(Even tho u cant kill a dead person MG!😉 hahahaha) so I g2g pretty soon!
Sry i havent been here in a whilre but thnk u 4 not ripping me and half and being so nice (SOME of u!) Wht are we talkin about now? Out ofthe bowx thinkin...well its easy to do tht! Watch...I'll start with, a...a cherry! Okay...(takes a big breath) cherries grow on trees which are planted when the are seeds flowers also have seeds as well as veggies which one is a potato which is yellow and rubber ducks are yellow( have you ever noticed that no real duck is yellow? Now that is flipped out!)and rubber ducks are used in bath tubs. Bath tubs are filled with water which the ocean has alot of and pirates used to sail all the time on the ocean and one of them was Jack Sparrow( although based on logical reasoning and probability to my knowledge and other scientists of the universe Jack sparrow was biologically an impossibility)!(Takes a big breath and gasps for air) And that, my friends is how you can compare a cherry to Jack Sparrow except Jack is hot and cherries are not hot you see, hot peppers are hot and what do they grow on anyway- ( stopping myself from getting started again...) alright anyway...you see! It's really not very complex to do but quite simple! ( betch yall didnt see that comin...did ya did ya did ya?[haha Dory]) I thinkj I should be more on topic... 😛 😄 🤨 😑
hey guys, i read through all that stuff cuz I havent been here in a while and I have come to one conclusion and well...THAT WAS A PATHETIC WASTE OF TIME!(LIKE ME!)< haha no jk, it was funny, but come on guys penguins? I wrote this in another thread but me and my sis were miing breeds of things like u no how they mix dog breeds? a poodle= a schnouser(how do u spell it?)= a schnoodle? Well we mixed a pineapple and a penguin and got...A PENGUINEAPPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA GENIUS I TELL U! sry I'm hyper! haha well I thought the music was awesomeand PotC wouldnt be the same without it!!!!!!!!! OOOOO I love the music!
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Have you noticed that in all the Disney animated sequels lately, the basic cookie-cutter script has been the two main characters who got together in the first film have a kid or two, and the kids get into trouble somehow? Take for example Lady & the Tramp 2, Little Mermaid 2, Lion King 2... And most of these sucked.
It would really suck if a live-action Disney sequel film did the same thing. I'm not a big fan of kid films. It could work, if they do it right - but mainly, I think they should stick to dealing with the main characters as they are and forget having kids.
Mort takes them over to a cannon. "Okay-" he holds his mouth for a second. "Okay-"Mort makes a gulping hicup kind of noise repeatedly. " Peaches and Peppers smiles drop and Peaches rolls her eyes. "Mortimer are you having a hangover again?" asks Pepper."Do you even know what a hangover is?" asks Peaches."Of course! What do you think I'm daft?""Well-""Can you even spell hanging over?""Can you even say HANG OVER?" the two start yelling. "Girls stop...THis is the last thing we need before a battle of the ships.The girls faces return to normal."It means he was drunk yesterday" Peaches says looking at Mort."Um ya I knew that!" says Pepper madly at Peaches." Alright lasses, you know how to ue a sword am I right?". The two nodd. " Alright and you know how to use a gun?". Pepper cocks her head to one side and Peaches replies, " WEll... not exactly... but you nkow I've always wanted to know how-""That won't be necessary Mort-""What? Why?" asks Peaches with slight fury." Because there isn't enough time and your only what Peach...6?7?8?""I'm 13 CAPTAIN Jack SIR!"Peaches tries to contain her anger.Jack smiles a sarcastic smile, goes up to Peaches face slowly, and then takes a breath and says "No" "Why?!" "Peaches i already explained this"he says over top of Peaches consant argumental reasoning."Come on man please?"Peaches goes closer to Jack and he reaches his hand out and holds her back by putting his hand on her face as she treis to walk closer to him. She sees his gn and reaches for it but cant reac it from the distance away he is holding her. Then suddenly a cannon is fired at the ship, but only misses by a hair. A captain with a small black cat on his shoulder holds on to one of the ropes to the Lady Grey. He smiles but has no teeth. His blue black beard seems to glow in the sunset.Mort, extremely quickly gives the girls tips on how to fight." Now did ya lasses catch all that?" Peaches and Pepper both smile and then drop their faces in confusment and both shake their heads."Everyone get to your places!" yells Jack as well as a few other commands. Anamaria drops the wheel and anchors the ship close to the other."Fire!"yells Jack to the men at the cannons. Three more cannons are blasted at the black pearl and one hits the ship."Oh to hell with it," mumbles Jack. "Fire at will!" Peaches and Pepper look around in confusement, not knowing what to do...Peaches looks brave, Pepper looks horrified. Peaches looks at Pepper and laughs. "Come on ya daft scallywag!"she pulls Pepper down on the deck when she hears gun fire."Now, what we practiced-""What?! But how?""Just follow me Pepp 'kay?"Pepper hesitates as Peaches leans her hand out."Okay fine"and she shakes Peaches hand."Good...follow me!"Then the pirates of the enemy swing over on ropes and both girls gasp until Will swings over on a rope and uses he feet to knock one sailor down off a rope while at the same time bouncing off him and swinging to his right knocking another sailor in the water.Jack looks up from his two firing guns and sees will boarding the ship, thrashing his sword at many sailor as one by one they fall into the water. "Will!" he yells to Will."What Jack?"says Will fighting three pirates at once."Why should you get all the action?"and he swings over on a rope and then jumps to another swiftly. A pirate comes at him as he is almost on the ship so he grabs his head with his two feet (and gets that funny wierd look he always gets)and tries to send him over board when the man grabs Jacks legs."Uh oh" says Jack. the man tries to pull Jack down put Jack kicks him sharply in the head and he loses his consciousness and balance and falls overboard and drowns. The captain stops firing and walks over to Jack."Well if it isn't Jack Sparrow...""Actually it's Captain Jack Sparrow mate!" Jack says jumping on board."Well I be Captain Henry Stobb, how d'ya do mate?"ha holds out a hand and Jack almost falls for it but then sees that the mans other hand is on his sword and looks up at him. The man makes an "arrgh"pirate yelling sound and lurches to Jack and then ends up in a sword duo battle with Jack, they both make skilled moves.Anamaria sees Jack and stops firing the cannons.She looks starving for adventure so she appoints the cannon to someone else,"Moises take over my cannon with Duncan!""Yes mam!" yells a man running to the cannon."Ruben!Kursar!" she yells feircly out loud on deck putting her hands on her hips. THe two run over to Anamaria. "What is it AnnaMaria?"asks Ruben."Join me?"Anamaria points to the other ship with a smile.The two smile back at her.And they each run to ropes and swing across to board the Lady Grey.Two men come right at AnnaMaria and then stop dead in their tracks."A women?" "Thats right" says Anamaria plunging her sword into the one and then pulling it out of his gut, smiling at the other. He looks at her amazed and horrified.She yells and thenplunges her sword into the other.She smiles with great satisfaction, then notices Jack tied up with the Captain."I've killed two Jack ya need any help?" Jack carries on with his fighting and then outmoves him and the man is thrown to the other end of the ship."No I'm... great as can be love...carry on now!""Aye sir!"shes carries on fighting men. Then Peaches and Pepper are abotu to carryout their plan when they see Will make a smart move on a pirate on the other ship then swing back overdoing skilled swinging through the air. As he soars above Peaches and Peppers heads, they both look up. Peppers mouth is hanging loosley open and Peaches gulps out "Whoa..."when he lands right in front of her she blinks as if waking up from a day dream.He looks down to notice the two wide eyed.He smiles and Peaches says"You gotta teach me how to do that someday...""Someday" replies Will patting her on the head as she smiles.He gives Pepper a wink and she smiles back at him a friendl smile.Peaches looks stiff and Pepper brakes her daydream"Peaches...?Are you okay? Come on lets go!"Peaches once again blinks,"Oh right, okay...ready?When I say go...GO!" And she leaps up on the edge of the boats im and draws all the attention of the sailors. They all gasp. Some even say "Peaches get down from there!"Peaches grabs a rope and then looks back at the sailors and smiles. to let them know that she knows what she is doing. She grabs Peppers hand, I'm gonna do it!""Okay!" says Pepper and Peaches swings across and then lands on the other ship and looks back smiling and saying"It's all good-PEPPER!""What?"asks Pepper. "Behind you!"says Peaches pointing.Pepper quickly turns around to see a huge pirate from the other ship behind her. She gasps and he laughs. "Haha little girl!Be afraid!" Pepper moves as he comes at her and he misses her leaning over the boat. Before he can lean up she stabs him right in the back with her sword and smiles, leaning over to see his face..."How's that for a little girl?" she says.He tries to respond but she cuts him off,"Ya, I hope you choke on that" and she pushes him over board. She looks up to see if Peaches is okay. "Way to go Pepper!" Pepper looks at her and smiles ear to ear. Peaches throws the rope back and Pepper swings over to join her. They manuver around four men that come at them with a few skilled strategies that looks like they practiced it many times. They end up not killing SO many men, but outsmarting most of them, and they end up overboard. Jack Most of the men on the black pearl are killed, and so Moises yells to Anamaria who just knocked him over the head with her gun,"Anamaria!" she looks over and he sends her the signal that he's ready to fire the cannon that will sink the ship, so she shouts to all the men,"Black to the Pearl immediately!" the men finish off the men they are fighting and Anamaria sees that Peaches and Pepper are still on the ship,"Pepper, Peaches! get back to the Pearl!""One second!" yells Peaches. "I'm going back kay?""alright meet ya over there Pepper,"Peaches says to Pepper. She sees two more men that she labels her target.She runs over to the two and starts fighting them with her sword.She outsmarts both men, and they both end up dead at the bottom of the sea.
Then she runs to a rope and swings through the air and then leaps on to another rope and lands back on the pearl, joining the crew to watch Anamaria and Jack finishing off the last few men. Anamaria sticks one and then runs over to jump across to the pearl when she sees that Jacks sword is on the floor and hes cornered against the rim of the boat.The cannon fires and the boat starts sinking, but Jack and the Captian don't seem to notice.The Captian holds up a gun to Jacks head,"Any last words you want to unbuckle,Captain Jack Sparrow?"the Captain Grins a toothless grin."Well-" Jack says wit ha nervous smile."Why don't you buckle this"and a gun shot goes off. The Captain put's his gun down and falls on Jack. Jack lifts him and pushes him overboard then turns to Anamaria. "Thank you....Miss Smith"he bows removes his hat and bows down to Anamaria who is standing with her gun in the air where the captains head used to be."The honor...is mine,only doing my job Captian Jack."she gives him a flirty smile and the shipmates aboard the pearl cheer as the Lady Grey starts sinking. Anamaria and Jack swing over on ropes that Will and another sailor threw to them. When Jack and Anamaria land, they look eachother in the eye.Jack noddss his head to thank Anamaria again and she smiles once more at him. When their eyes meet, there is a silence in the cheering crew except for the sound of the other ship sinking. "Well are you gonna kiss her or what?"asks Peaches loudly and the crew bursts out laughing as Anamaria laughs alittle and throws a smile to Peaches and Jack throws her a sarcastic smile and looks at her angrily."Ahaha Peaches your very funny!"says Jack sarcastically."WEll back to your staiions men!" he says to the staring crew.He roughly brushes past Peaches and she trips slightly."Thanks for letting me fight Uncle Jackie..."he stops in his walking path, but doesn't look back at Peaches."Just look at this muscle!" "You don't have muscle. You are just," Jack turns around slowly,"a little-WHOA!"He can't hide his surprisement of a huge arm muscle raised on Peaches arm.She looks at him with a huge smirk,"Really?""Well, it's a start, i mean your only what? 7?8?""13 Jack!"Peaches rolls her eyes and walks away before he can yell ' that's CAPTAIN!' and walks over to Anamaria. "Anamaria, that was great what you did and well, me and Pepper were wondering if...""Sure I'll teach you guys how to use a gun, but sometime when your Uncle isn't watchin' okay?"Peaches and Pepper jump around in excitement until they see Jack and change their looks to dim ones.