Random Stories/Memories

lets see...a couple years ago my friend's hamster escaped in the house, and It was gone for 2 weeks until it turned up in her older brother's room, where it had chewed up one of the wires on his computer. It turned out that the hamster was living in the walls the whole time and coming out at night to scavenge for food 😑 kinda weird...

one time I was out side looking under rocks and I found a snake, so I decided to keep it, so I put him in a tank and the next morning he wasnt there, I never found him. I guess he still somwhere in my house

One time I found a frog and it jumped off my hands. I guess he's still around.

I was with my best firend ages ago, adn we were walking through the city, and she did something and i got really annoyed and started telling her off...i was waving my hands all over the place, just waking straight on, and kind of shouting and i kept walking like that for a bit, untill i released that she wasnt next to me...then i turned arround, and she was stod at the other end of the street laughing her ass of at me...no wander everyone were loking at me weird...i made complete ass of myself.

Once I built a mini zip ride thingy between two trees, and when I slid across, I smacked into the trunk of one of the trees and got a nose bleed 😂

Possibly the one memorry i still laugh at is on my date with Chris..this guy i lked for so damn long..and he finaly asked me out, and the whole evning was awsome, then he waked me home and gave me a kiss godnight, and walked off. I was so happy i did a little dance at front porch..then i turned arround and he was stood there, looking at me. He was like 😑 at me..

ooooh the humanity...

one time I was walking into a store and I thought it had automatic doors but it didnt so I walked right into the door, there were like 5 little kids standing there laughing at me

When I was a little lad in my pushchair , my dad bought me a mars bar and we went to the park. I started eating it, the succulent fudge, toppedwith creamy caramel and coated with succulent chocolata. slurp! Until we came across a squirel. I wa amazed by the little fellow and dropped my mars bar by accident. The little bastard galoped towards put in his mouth and run off. he nicked my mars bar from me. I was sad i had lost my deliciou mars bar and started to cry.

😂 😂 😂

I convinced one of my extremely gullible friends that a hunk of wasabi was green chicken 😂 Sh would have eaten it too if my mom hadn't told her what it was 😄

I remember one time I went to Mc donalds and asked for a quarter pounder and they gave me a double quarter pounder, I dont really see why but I was in a cheerful mood the ret of the day

You were in a cheerful mood because they put something in it to make you feel that way. That's why they gave you a double instead of a normal. You gullible little man.

What did they put in it

"special sauce"

Something kind of drug to make you feel good about macdonalds and wanting to come back. No you're in their evil cclutches and doomed to eat quarter pounders very often. Its a trick and you fell for it. No-one gives you something more than you''ve paid for unless they want to benefit from it. A happy customer always comes back, so you'll always go back.

the drug boosted your appeal for quater pounders and as dogbert said, they call it "special" sauce, a secret recipe.
Secret recipe my arse. They dont tell you what's inside it because they put all kinds off crap in it. Including the drug.

once my cat ran iot a wall while running... then turned around and jumped and did a 360 in the air and hit the wall again...

once my aunt's evil bird bit me so hard that it made me bleed...it will pay 😈

You realy need to get that cat checked. Did he swallow any special sauce like our good friend SlipnoT by any chance.

no
but he had "fun" with my thrown away Digital camera
he dos blankets
he prolly the first gay cat
and he follows me everywhere...