Random Stories/Memories

My brother's guinea pig is gay

every freakin animal is gay. They smell each others arses...! How sick can you get.

😂haha! where did that come out of

When I was 10, my brother poured milk in my hair 😠

yea, that ruff, i wulda smacked him across the face

my friend and i got thrown outta the mall cus he was pretending to hump a manican. it wasn't even that funny, it was stupid.

In elementary school I got a detention for climbing trees

A bit ago, there as a house party my friends and i all went to, and everyone got drunk, so when one of the people there was asleep, we gave him a haircut 😑

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OMG I NEVER EVER had a detention!! 😕

I was at a museum, when I was about 8, and there was a skelweton, its called "Lucy" (i dont know why) but naturally i was fascinated (my name being Lucy too 😛) so i saw it, leant forward really fast, smacked my head on the glass case and cracked the glass 😑 😆 😱 no one was around so my mum just pulled me away quickly.

😂 , I remember when I was in preschool, I didn't hear the lunch bell and I eventually realized that everyone was gone and started wandering around he school. Then a teacher came up to me and asked if I was lost, and I started crying and wet my pants 😆

It was this summer In Oshkosh, On A summer Camp that ONLY 45 Air Cadets throughout Canada Could go... I was one of them. S

o At Oshkosh (for the Fly-in, Airventure 2003, 100 years of flight) I bought A walkie talky, And At the "Hotel" Oshkosh University, My Friend Rusty Was playing Around With it and Said "Umm, We have 10 - 30 Officer down at Oshkosh University, repeat 10 - 30 officer down" . So We all laughed.

About half an Hour Latter, We looked out the window and about a mile away was an ambulance, sirens flareing. (we wjhere on tenth floor) We (group of friends0 Where like, "hum... Its So far, Yet we hear it" "hey Look, Its going over the brige. Hey, Its comming in this Direction" (We Where still Clueless, yet a little worried0 "Nah man" (says Rusty) "Its going to pass by.... see"

But about 10 seconds latter, a Kid Down The Half was Like, "RUSTY, FRED, GUYS! And ambulance just park through the back entrance, there are 2 cop cars and a Fire engine!"

This Is what Happend, We All look at each other, All Yelled "SHIT", Ran for the talky, Hid it in a sock, UNDER a cabynite, And all went to the guy's room and stared down. Sure Enough There was a Fire Truck, 2 cop cars and the Ambulence.

I was courageous enough to take the Elevator down and go see what was happening. It was only an old man that had suffred a heart attack.

the releif was like going to the bathroom, but in your stomach... Still Why would they need 2 cop cars and a firetruck??? I guess it's only in the U.S.......

wow, u got sum memory span tonks, i honestly dun even remember my 5th grade teacher

Kindergarden: Mrs. K.
1st: AWFUL Mrs. Hanson (got fired) then Mrs. Natinchyuk (sp)
2nd: Mr. Coe
3rd: Mrs. Morrison
4th: Mrs. Turcot
5th: Mrs. Jacobs
6th mrs. Jacobs

Kindergarden Gym: Mmd Parent

My teachers Tought 1-2 Togerther, 3-4 Together, 5-6 together.

Kindergarden Was independent. There where New teachers Each Year. OH! And the Teachers Thought ALL the subjects to the class, Minus French (fu¢king gramer) Gym And Art.

Yea, I remember everything 😑 I have a photographic memory so that might have something to do with it. I also remember that they made us pray in preschool...isn't that unconstitutional? 😕

I got a photographic Memory too! Its the best! (concidering I am visual) (aaaaannnnnD) no one cares)

Photographic memories rock!!! 😄

Originally posted by Crash Overload
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Kindergarten: Mrs. K.
1st: AWFUL Mrs. Hanson (got fired) then Mrs. Natinchyuk (sp)
2nd: Mr. Coe
3rd: Mrs. Morrison
4th: Mrs. Turcot
5th: Mrs. Jacobs
6th mrs. Jacobs

Kindergarten Gym: Mmd Parent

My teachers Tought 1-2 Togerther, 3-4 Together, 5-6 together.

Kindergarten Was independent. There where New teachers Each Year. OH! And the Teachers Thought ALL the subjects to the class, Minus French (fu¢king gramer) Gym And Art. [/B]

Preschool: some one with a confusing last name that I couldn't pronounce.
Kindergarten: Mrs.Becker
1st: Mrs. Esquinese (I punched her in the face)
2nd: Mrs. Albert (horrible teacher; she got fired the next year)
3rd: Mrs. Harrison (She nicknamed me "sweet pea" 😑 )
4th: Mrs. Kearns (I got an A+ on a report about penguins in her class)
5th: Mrs. Thomas Vallens (The best teacher I ever had)
6th: Mr. Sipkovich (he taught us a lot of science)

I'm not listing my middle school teachers...too lazy...

mine:
preschool: i didnt go to preschool
kindergarten: mrs. elbridge or sumting like that
1st grade: mrs. koweleski
2nd grade: mrs. glencoe
3rd grade: mrs. akins
4th. mr. shannon
5th: ms. jones
6th grade: mrs. emig

um one time i was in a hurry so i turned a corner to go down the stairs and Missy, my dog, was there and she made me trip and roll down the stairs. When i got up and looked at her, i swear i saw her laughing at me....