((Stolen!)) Things they would never say.

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wtf...
this isn't a shipper thread ok?! It is NOT a CHATROOM.

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Originally posted by ladygrim
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Exactly.............so.....

Dobby: You shall not hurt Draco Malfoy!!! (says to Harry)

Umbridge: "Hagrid! Do you want to join my Power To The Half-Breeds Club!"

Malfoy:"Mudbloods are special. Especially Hermione."

😆 lol this is sooo funny.

you wouldnt get this one unless you have ever heard tourniquet by evanescence. if u havent when amy lee says i want to die it sounds like gollum.

Hermione: *wearing punk outfit and died hair black and singing tourniquet by evanescence* I WANT TO DIE! My god my tourniquet....

Harry: OH NO! gollums taking over hermione again! get the gollum extinguisher! GAAAH!

Draco: God this school would be better off without Slytherins! There should be more Griffindors!

Harry: Draco have you seen my nail file?
Draco: It's next to my Sheer Blonde shampoo, honey!

Originally posted by venusadept
😆 lol this is sooo funny.

you wouldnt get this one unless you have ever heard tourniquet by evanescence. if u havent when amy lee says i want to die it sounds like gollum.

Hermione: *wearing punk outfit and died hair black and singing tourniquet by evanescence* I WANT TO DIE! My god my tourniquet....

Harry: OH NO! gollums taking over hermione again! get the gollum extinguisher! GAAAH!

lmao!

i LOVE Evanescence - and I can so see Hermione doing that!

Snape: (To class) Alright! Who stole my fluffy bunny slippers??!?!?!!

lol..^thats a good one

Snape(seeing Draco and Harry arguing): 50 points from Slytherin and a weeks worth of detention.

professer umbridge: harry dear, what is that awful cut at the back of your hand?
harry: oh its ok professer umbridge ron attacked me with a quill

Yall are awsome!! 😆

Snape: Thank you Miss Granger. Ten points to Gryffindor.

hmmm............Dumbledore saying "alright harry, that's the last straw! you are expelled from hogwarts!!"

the weasleys and harry: hi sirius! we've decided to stay at ur place this summer!
sirius: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU FILTHY MUGGLE LOVERS CANT U SEE IM TRYING TO HAVE SOME QUALITY TIME WITH MY DELIGHTFUL HOUSE ELF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Hermione: an 1/10- that is so good!
lol 🙂