Harry: oh Voldy Voldy, how was I supposed to know?That something wan't right here?Oh pretty Voldy, I shouldn't have let you gooooooo, cuz now you're out of sight yeah.Show me how you want it tooo beee tell me BABY cuz I need to know now what becasuse, my lonliness is killin' me and IIII I must confess I lvoe you Vlody!
Voldemort: he does? SO ALL MY YERS OF SECRETLY LOVING HARRY WERE NOT A WASTE?! ::runs into Harry's arms::
Harry: I love you!Let's get married.
percy: That's great harry, I think I'll ditch Fudge and come be your best man!
Fred and George: you can't skip work, that's being troublesome!
rON: MUM, CAN i HAVE A PET SPIDER?
Mrs.Weasley: you know Harry, I never liked you. DIE!
Harry: okaaaay then.Draco, you're my new best friend.
Hermione: O.W.L's are coming up, and I think I'll kick it and smoke some weed this year. SSSSWWWWWW-HOO
Ron: Neville, when did harry Potter DVD get released?
Neville: November 23, 2004.Why?HEY! I remebered it exactly!
Crabbe: In spite of this cruel predicament that we have, and the fact thst everyone belives that me and my good fried Gregory are un-intelligent, we are actually very sophiscticated, in fact you're so behind that we're going to study you like Humans study monkeys for scientific reasons!
I have no clue if you guys will like those, but I just thought that they'd never say those things.
Draco: I just love women with chipmunk-teeth. Especially if they're half-Muggles!
Draco: Look at Weasley. Just look at him. How can anyone be so cool?
Draco: You have the greatest fashion sense in the entire world, Mr. Lupin!
Draco: Potter, you're the greatest!
Draco: That You-Know-Who guy is just so.. so... MEAN!!! *sob sob*
* * *
Harry: I have the best family in the whole world!
Harry: Who cares about Cho? I want my Cedric!
Harry: I've lived with this scar long enough! It's time for a plastic surgery!
Harry: You expect me to hop on that broom? No way!
Harry: *when someone mentions Voldemort* AAGH! For God's sake, don't say that name aloud!
Harry: Your sister is one hell of a hot chick, Ron!
* * *
Ron: What? //Only// 13 million pounds? How cheap!
Ron: Eww, that Muggle just touched me! Someone bring me soap!
Ron: You mudblood scum!
Ron: Okay, so Ginny's in danger. Should I care?
Ron: Hi Draco! Come here and sit between Harry and me!
* * *
Hermione: 2 plus 2 makes.. aww, why does it have to be so hard?
Hermione: Could you please help me with my homework?
Hermione: Tests? Oh God no!
* * *
Ginny: Harry sucks!
Ginny: *insert any vile word here*
* * *
Snape: ..maybe I should wash my hair more often.
Snape: WAAAZZZUUUUUP!!!!!
Snape: Draco, stop bothering Harry. It really isn't cool.
Snape: Please let me help you with that potion, Neville.
* * *
Sirius: Kiss me, you handsome Dementor you!
Sirius: Harry, I am your father!
Sirius: I've been away from Azkaban for a week now and I miss it already!
Sirius: Peter, my old buddy! How are you doing?
* * *
Peter: You're absolutely right, I must be punished for my crimes! Arrest me!
Peter: Never. I will never betray James and Lily. You have failed, lord Voldemort. I am a Jedi, like my father before me!
* * *
Percy: Why bother to study?
Percy: It's party time!
* * *
Neville: Come on everyone, lets go kick some ass!
* * *
Fred & George: It's so not cool to hang around with your brother!
Fred & George: Sense of humor? What is that supposed to be?
* * *
Voldemort: Who cares about world-domination? Gardening is much more fun!
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Lupin: I just hate it when I change! I get hair all over me!
Lupin: I really should go shopping more often. Just look at these old rags!
Lupin: What on Earth makes you think that I would like to help you, Harry?
Lupin: Sirius, you son of the *****! DIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Lupin: It's soooooooooo nice to meet you again, Snape!
Lupin: Say, Harry, you busy tonight?
* * *
Lockhart: I'm just an ugly, cowardly looser!
Lockhart: Snape, show them how to do it. After all, you're so much better than me.
* * *
Dumbledore: I really should shave more often.
Dumbledore: Oh my God! Harry killed Fawkes! You bastard!
* * *
Colin: Harry Potter? Is he one of the instructors here?
* * *
Dursleys: What? Our sweetie-pie Harry is a wizard? Oh, the joy!
* * *
Lucius: Why did James marry Lily? I was much prettier than her!
Lucius: We must defend the rights of the Muggles!
* * *
Cedric: Who cares about being fair, I want to win no matter what!
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Hagrid: Harry, the man who killed your parents was called Voldemort
Hermione: "I really meant to do it
I'm not sorry that I did,
I don't care what came over me
I am a horrid kid
So when I say Crookshanks there
Rather then defend her
I grabbed her by the furry tail
& shoved her in the blender."
Harry: "I shot the headmaster! But i did not shoot the one who musn't be named!"
Crabbe: "In light of recent events I'd like to congratulate Harry Potter for his outstanding performance in the recent anti-Voldermort actions. Thankyou Harry, for your courage & bravery!"
<<<heehee, I like this one!>>> Voldermort (to new Death Eaters): "Do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost certain death?"
Everyone saying the name Voldermort freely (at least at the moment).
Draco Mafloy - "Filthy pure bloods. They disgust me."
Harry - "Being near Dementors aren't that bad. The last time I felt them, I got a little buzz."
Professor Snape - "Yes Miss Granger. You have an answer to the question?"
Professor Bins - "My god. When did I die?"
Continued...
Harry: The Dursleys are SO much nicer than the Weasleys!
Ron: Hey, a big spider! Harry, check this out!
Neville: LET'S GET SOME! WOOOO!
Snape: THat was uncalled for, Potter. (sniffs heartily) you hurt my feelings. (Bursts into tears)
Dumbledore: Who cares about your scar, anyway?
McGonagall: Good news, you all. NO HOMEWORK TODAY!
Lupin- I hate you, James. SO MUCH!
Mrs.Weasley: Do tell me about your dress, Mrs. Dursley.
Mr. Weasley: You MUST come over for supper sometime, Lucius.
Draco Malfoy: Hey, Granger....want to go out sometime? I know a good place up in Hogsmeade.
Lucius Malfoy: Ah, Arthur. You are well, I hope?
Binns: PAR-TAY!!!!! COME ON!!!!
Dean: FOOTBALL SUCKS! QUIDDITCH IS BETTER!
Seamus: Irish are soooo gay.
Macnair: Awwwwwww. lookit the wee little Hippogriff. Isn't we so cute, now, eh?
Dumbledore: "BOOYAH!"
McGonnagle: "WOOP WOOP!"
Trelawny: "YEEAH"
Binns: "WOOHOO"
Umbridge: "MMHMM OH YEA!"
Sprout: "AHHUH AHHUH"
Snape: "DUUUUUUDE!"
Filch: "Man this partay is ROCKING!"
& here's one for Unholy Cheese & other CAD comic fans! (time is set back a year mind u!)
Harry: "Wanna play some Half-Life 2 with me?"
Ron: "You don't HAVE Half-Life 2. Half-Life 2 isn't even OUT yet."
Harry: "Sure it is, I'm playing it right now."
Ron: "No you're not, you're just looking at porn"
Harry: "..."
Harry: "Good times"
Lupin:'I know you`re all gelous at me for being a werewolf, but there`s only one part in the book and it`s mine baby, so get over it!'
Hermione:'To hell with house elves!'*grabs a bazooka*
Sirius:'Do you like my pet Dementor? Cute, ain`t he! I just couldn`t resist! Think I`m going to kiss him!'
Harry:'YAY! I`m the happiest kid in the world! I have no parents!'
or
Harry to Voldermort: 'Thank you so very much for killing my parents! My father was so stuck-up and my mother .... a half-blood!!! You won`t tell, right?'
Voldermort:'Why don`t I have such a cool scar on my forehead?? No fair!'*sobs*