((Stolen!)) Things they would never say.

Ron: "Isn't Aragog the sweetest spider in the world? He's so soft and fluffy" 😍 🐰

Ron: Harry, lets go make up with Draco. He seems like a really nice guy. And communication is all it takes.
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Harry: Ron, I'm leaving you to be with Draco.

:LOL:

😆 😆 😆

i loved ...too britney

draco: hey harry, lets bake an ice... (sry, love that saying...gotta bring it in!) and...i'm sorry, that i was rude to ya all the time...it's just.....i have a really big crush on you!"

Hannah Abbott: "I'm sorry Harry, I'm pregnant with Draco Malfoy or Vincent Crabbe, so I'm leaving you.. and ron.. and hermione, and seamus, fred, ginny, george and Lee Jordan so I can be with Draco and Vincent so we can raise this baby and make it as loving as Draco.."

^😱😆

Prof. McG to Prof. Trewlany: "Oh hello dahling, can we discuss my future over a cup o' tea."

Prof. Umbridge to Harry: "Harry, I am afraid that you were right all along and I unfortunately was wrong. Please forgive me."

Harry to Prof. Umbridge: "I liked your detentions, they were fun, when's my next one."

Harry: I'm harboring a secret and fiery passion for Ron... and Draco.. and Snape... and Dobby... and Dumbledore... his beard is itchy!

:LOL: oh no!

Dobby to Harry: "Please kind sir, I do not want anymore socks!"

Originally posted by Phoenix
Harry: I'm harboring a secret and fiery passion for Ron... and Draco.. and Snape... and Dobby... and Dumbledore... his beard is itchy!

😂

Voldemort: "Sob, my poor old muggle Dad, I miss him so much!"
Harry:" Ah, thats ok, I forgive you for being like, TOTALLY evil, no-one really minds!"

Voldemort: I had an unhappy childhood...

Jerry Springer: And now for, my final thought...

Voldemort: Hey! I'm trying to tell you about my pain!

Ok, you'll all hate me for putting this, but you knew it would happen sooner or later!

Dumbledore: I'm sorry, Harry, but I can't help you with this one. Let me speak to Gandalf, he'll know what to do...

😄 (Sorry, I just know how many people think that HP and LOTR are rival films!😄)

😆 i don't hate you at all!

i think it is stupid to see them as rival movies! you can't compare them - no chance... 😉

Heres one that goes hand in hand with Camelia's:

Voldemort: Damn!! Harry's foiled my plan again! Wormtail! Get me Sauron(sp?) on the phone...

house elves: STRIKE!!!
MRS WEASLEY:Fred, George, I want you to be on your worst behaviour...

Hagrid: I hate dragons, I wouldn't even want to look at one, and don't even get me started on three headed dogs!!!

Ginny: My god, have you seen Harry lately? He gets uglier and uglier each day. What a dork!

~omg , lol , u guys are so funny 😂 😆 ~

How bout this
Hermione: Got Mr.Crouch should have taken you back when he had the chance
Winky: Oh no stupid Effin' bastard got what he desirved

Ron: i know this might sound crazy but Vince (crabbe) (singing)
i love more than life itself