((Stolen!)) Things they would never say.

This has been a VERY enjoyable read!! Thanx people!! 😆

Oliver Wood~ "Quidditich?? Ah, it's not that great a game."

Vernon Dursley~ "My nephew, Harry Potter, is a wizard."

LotR ROCKS Camellia...as does HP...don't worry. 😊
airangel429...I LOVE your signature!! 👆 💃

Sirius: No, thanks, I'd rather stay here and read the paper...at my place...in an armchair...taking turns with Severus...

Umbridge: Please get out your wands...

Argus Filch: "That stupid Mrs. Norris she doesn't do anything right.. they shouldn't allow animals in the building..."

Thanks Lyn! 😄

Mrs Norris: "That stupid Mr. Filch, won't he just leave me alone I am tired of being his puppet!" 😂

Hagrid: I hate giants!

Snape: Well done, Neville, fifty pointz to gryffindor!

Voldemort: Harry i am your FATHER!

Sirius: Harry, I have something to tell you... I've been secretly seeing Snape...

^ *gasp* lol

Hagrid: You know what they say about big men? Well it's not true...

Wormtail: Master i found out how to find Harry P-potter!
Voldemort: how?
Wormtail: Google.com

Sirius: Righty ho Snape, I'll get right on it!

Fred: Come on George, lets go bug Mr Filch.

George: You know, I have rather a lot of homework...

Fred: Goodness you're right!

Hermione: Bloody goody two-shoes!

Dumbledore: Oh shite, got a cramp...oh, hang on...it'll pop back into place in a bit....just gotta sit....for...a bit...shit...

Sirius: What? You want to duel? But this is really dangerous! I'd rather not...

Snape: You know Potter, you remind me of your father, he was a great man.

Sirius: Harry's in trouble!?! Just let me finish my crossword...

Sirius: Askaban was like my 2nd home, I really miss it. You should go there sometime.

Originally posted by Phoenix
Sirius: Harry's in trouble!?! Just let me finish my crossword...

they should have let Sirius do that in the 5th book instead of come and rescue Harry and then die.......🙁
anywaz...

James: Lily, y dont u marry a frog!

Snape: So how do I look in this dress! [from the boggart...lol]