The best lie I told was when I convinced my entire first grade class that I was a princess. The lie even spread to other people who were not even in my class. Our teacher gave us a project to draw out house and discribe. And I, of course, drew a castle hidden behind tall trees. The teacher never said anything about it.
That lie, however, bit me in the ass a few years later. I had made friends with this new girl, and I was playing with her on the playground one day. This girl, who apparantly remembered the lie I told, came by and started making fun of me. She was with all her friends and I felt so embarrased. Of coarse, I moved. So hopefully I can just leave all that crap behind. And I tell ya, I had that lie going for almost the entire year. I tried to start it up again in second grade but it fell through. Bad memories. (okay, not really. I wasn't scarred for life, but it was embarrasing)
i have the fart machine with the remote control. I keep it going for a full year that i had bad gas problems. I hear people talking about me behind my back , but it was the best lie i had going. I would eat certain foods that left an odor in the air like hard boiled eggs, turkey etc. and use the fart machine while i was eatting. I recommend this to anyone who wants to enjoy a good laugh. When i finally exposed the truth and showed everyone what i did, some people got very angry because they felt so bad for my problem, some people were releived but couldn't beleive i wasnt embarrassed by doing this for a full year. THIS GAG IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED!