The best lies you've told or heard

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The best lies you've told or heard

Lets heard them!

i don't remember any 😖

thats a lie.

the earth is square 😑
is it?

haha Im kidding 😖mart:

"52 pickup is a fun game"

^fell for this more than once....: 😮

January 12th will be the day the Earth erupts!!!

The best lie I told was when I convinced my entire first grade class that I was a princess. The lie even spread to other people who were not even in my class. Our teacher gave us a project to draw out house and discribe. And I, of course, drew a castle hidden behind tall trees. The teacher never said anything about it.

That lie, however, bit me in the ass a few years later. I had made friends with this new girl, and I was playing with her on the playground one day. This girl, who apparantly remembered the lie I told, came by and started making fun of me. She was with all her friends and I felt so embarrased. Of coarse, I moved. So hopefully I can just leave all that crap behind. And I tell ya, I had that lie going for almost the entire year. I tried to start it up again in second grade but it fell through. Bad memories. (okay, not really. I wasn't scarred for life, but it was embarrasing)

The landing on the moon in 69.
And many other political porkies....

i have the fart machine with the remote control. I keep it going for a full year that i had bad gas problems. I hear people talking about me behind my back , but it was the best lie i had going. I would eat certain foods that left an odor in the air like hard boiled eggs, turkey etc. and use the fart machine while i was eatting. I recommend this to anyone who wants to enjoy a good laugh. When i finally exposed the truth and showed everyone what i did, some people got very angry because they felt so bad for my problem, some people were releived but couldn't beleive i wasnt embarrassed by doing this for a full year. THIS GAG IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED!

^you have probelms...🤪

key to a good lie is to make sure noone will bother or can variefy it

The best lie I ever told was when I first shaved my legs, my mom was furious, but I convinced her I hadn't shaved them, that they were just naturally smooth, and she believed it until the next morning when she was awake enough to see them well....😖 Not very good, but I don't lie much...

if you want to shave your legs that's your choice, no need for your mom to get upset about that

I know... but thats the best lie I told... and my mom freaks out about razors around her kids🙄

lol how old were u?

11 and a half....

no, ur 14

ummm... im not really into like history stuf but didnt some radio guy say that aliens were invading earth and people belived it and got all panicky???

I was 11 and a half...

Told: Computer performed an illegal operation to Soc. Studies teacher to get an extended date on final exam project.
Heard: Too long to type out.