The best lies you've told or heard

Originally posted by trashtalker103
i have the fart machine with the remote control. I keep it going for a full year that i had bad gas problems. I hear people talking about me behind my back , but it was the best lie i had going. I would eat certain foods that left an odor in the air like hard boiled eggs, turkey etc. and use the fart machine while i was eatting. I recommend this to anyone who wants to enjoy a good laugh. When i finally exposed the truth and showed everyone what i did, some people got very angry because they felt so bad for my problem, some people were releived but couldn't beleive i wasnt embarrassed by doing this for a full year. THIS GAG IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED!

We had 2 guys that were in their 50's or older who were arrested about 2 years ago for disorderly conduct in a Shop-Rite supermarket. They used a fart machine to clear out the store (or most of it) so they could have the store and the checkout aisles to themselves...imagine guys that ge doing a thing like that, but then again, we're guys, and that's what makes our behavior unique, if not acceptible 😆

I told work I had to be at Uni today... 😗

I told my sister Trish that she's my favorite sibling...HA! She's a *****.

mechy you shouldn't lie to ppl like that

Okay Fire, I'll never do it again.

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now that's a good lie 😛

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too bad I can still verify it

The world is made of lies.

true, it's the illusions that make up reality

you mean... if I can't see any cookies, there is still a chance there are some??

lol

The best lie... I HAVE A LIFE!

i had a friend who fell for the most obvioous of lies
Me and my friends used to steal signs for fun. One day we were driving past a shopping center and the sign was missing and it was a huge sign anyway i turned to my friend and asked "why did you still the sign for"
he turned to me giggling and said "no i didnt" in a suspicious way" then she said "omg how did you manage to do that" and she was serious

Hmm not sure I should post them lies that are the best, so I'll go with the fourth best 'Of course I love you!'

my dad goes fishing every wednedsay . i always say yeah i skipped school. he thinks im joking and im lying but im not. so i dont really lie. arent i a good girl?

a double bluff, you should play poker.

but but but

im a good ggirl 🙂

A friend of mine, said this was true, but I don't really believe it.

She went to one of her brothers soccer games, and had to go to the bathroom. She was like 7 years old. Her mom told her to ask the man in front of her, because her mom didn't know... The man asks "Have you ever seen a cock?"

Remember she was 7, and said "No, what's that?" So he pulled his pants down, and she saw it. She ran away and went up to her mom and said, "Mom what's a cock?" and her mom was like WHAT?!?!?!? They went down to the police station, and her dad even tried helping them out by going to constitution trail and taking pictures of random bikers, which she said he was riding a bike. I don't think it's true, what about you? 😛