101 Ways to Annoy Voldemort!

put him in the same house as petunia and make him clean he toilet the muggle way

show him mr weasly collection of plugs

Let him eat the toffee that Fred and George made.... that can make his tongue really long.....

make him eat a canary cream and call him a chicken

hmmmmmmmm......send him purfumed love letters from his dad.

Make him watch chick flicks!

send him a love note from harry

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😂 Funny thread...

Go up to him, start breathing heavily and say, "Voldie...I am your father" with a straight face real slowly 😄

hahahahaha funny.hahahahahahahahahaha

make him spend one day with hagrid and do hagrid's chores...

Just charm his wand so that when he says "MORSEMORDRE", an illusion of Harry will appear and say "Gotcha!".

Play "Hide and Seek" and tell him to hide first and then just run away and dont look for him...... or you hide and then just apparate far away and he'll be looking for you forever.

Take out a guitar and start singing and out of nowhere hit him in the head.

Say you know where he can get the Prophecy cause someone dropped it and take him deep into some forest and then say "Wait, we're in the wrong forest." and then keep going all over the wizarding world and and keep saying we went the wrong way.

chant os riddle house
voldie and wormtail stuck up a tree f-u-*-*-i-n-g .
then plaster it accross the quibbler and daily prophet because the prophet owes our harry bigtime.

Originally posted by Fawkes 15
Just charm his wand so that when he says "MORSEMORDRE", an illusion of Harry will appear and say "Gotcha!".

😆 my god i laughed so hard there

LMAO

that is hilarious.

Place a charm on him so whenever he walks into a room 'here comes the bride' plays

or an article by rita exclusive you know who (the coward known as voldemort) is not a pure blood wizard,
that would totaly do his head inconsidering the way he targets muggleborns and halfbloods lets out him surley then he loose credit with those of his deatheaters that don't know.

get dumbledore to do the most powerful accio spell.

accio voldemorts hair

make a pollyjuice.

look like voldy

and get one of your mates to take a pic of you naked with a sheep 🙂

hahah exa...and send that picture to the daily prophet =]

Im sauron 😉