101 Ways to Annoy Voldemort! · Harry Potter

LadySlytherin LadyBaron

😕 y r u on exa's name???

Shadowy_Exa Senior Member

im not- i changed mine to shadowy_exa 🙂

exa is now 'exabyte'

RebelPhoenix I work in mysterious ways

If everyone started going around with 'the scar' on their head as a fashion trend, it would be a constant reminder to Voldemort of his failure and demise... although, it might annoy Harry as well and might seem like people are devaluing it 😖 Unless of course they are showing their alleigence to him 😄

R@ven GheutWunOlathWholSsussun

Dress up as Sauron the Great and say your a bigger badas$

Polly ****

I read this somewhere before! It's hilarious!! 😂

punkyhermy like memory in motion

look him straight in the eye and call him VOLDIE!

tigress Slash Queen Senior Member

Originally posted by Shadowy_Exa
get dumbledore to do the most powerful accio spell.
accio voldemorts hair
make a pollyjuice.
look like voldy
and get one of your mates to take a pic of you naked with a sheep 🙂

😂 💃 😂 💃
love it

frodo_dude Senior Member

quite good

Padfoot15 Daughter of dragons

Blow up his head with an unliftable engorgement charm. 🙂

Fill his house with bubbles of Droobles Best blowing Gum or luminous balloons that never burst. 🙂

Stick a pink wig to his head. 😄

Share skiving snackboxes around to his deatheaters. 😂

Fill his house with Weasleys Wildfire Whiz-Bangs. 😂

(I know this is a really old one, but call him 'The-man-who-let-the-boy-live. I love that one! 😆 )

Sing that 'Killing me softly' song when he's about to kill someone. 😆

Tie Draco up and draw a scar on his head. Then yell, Voldie, we've got scarhead! When Voldie is ...finished...with Draco, jump up from behind some bushes and yell, Fooled you!

RebelPhoenix I work in mysterious ways

Originally posted by Padfoot15
Sing that 'Killing me softly' song when he's about to kill someone. 😆

Rotl! 😆

Shadowy_Exa Senior Member

Originally posted by R@ven
Dress up as Sauron the Great and say your a bigger badas$

😉 That be me 😄

tigress Slash Queen Senior Member

Originally posted by Padfoot15
Blow up his head with an unliftable engorgement charm. 🙂
Fill his house with bubbles of Droobles Best blowing Gum or luminous balloons that never burst. 🙂
Stick a pink wig to his head. 😄
Share skiving snackboxes around to his deatheaters. 😂
Fill his house with Weasleys Wildfire Whiz-Bangs. 😂
(I know this is a really old one, but call him 'The-man-who-let-the-boy-live. I love that one! 😆 )
Sing that 'Killing me softly' song when he's about to kill someone. 😆
Tie Draco up and draw a scar on his head. Then yell, Voldie, we've got scarhead! When Voldie is ...finished...with Draco, jump up from behind some bushes and yell, Fooled you!

🤣 🤣 love it lol bloody brilliant but let it be Draco from JKR s series not the Draco from H/D fic's

Padfootlover Member

Tell him the pale, snakelike look is getting old and advise him to change it. When he's sleeping, give him a makeover and dye his hair pink. If he gets mad, insist that he refused to take your advice and you were just trying to help. For added pleasure, get into be with him and have a friend take a picture of you before he wakes up. Send it to the Daily Prophet.

hobbit_dude Senior Member

call him "sweetie"

angelsflame265 la la la lalaaaa

Give him one of fred and georges fake wands right before he goes to fight harry 🙂

Sauron Senior Member

Sing 'Tom Tom The Pipers Son' but with added lyrics 😉

Tom Tom the muggles son, spell backfired and away he runs!

angelsflame265 la la la lalaaaa

nicelol1

big gay kirk Senior Member

Reveal that he's been the good guy all along...

tigress Slash Queen Senior Member

Originally posted by angelsflame265
Give him one of fred and georges fake wands right before he goes to fight harry 🙂

😂 😂 love it lets mess with his head

auror_chk Senior Member

laughinglaughinglaughing
thats a good one