The Dead Army

Started by sauron3 pages

seeing as they live under a mountain and there is no food or anything down there (not that they need it) they took to photosynthesising

Originally posted by Lord_Andres
I ment if he had said like, help us defend Minas Tirith and storm Mordor, and then I'l set you all free, he could have done that

Dude, Aragorn doesn't know what to do and he doesn't even know if they'd actually win against Mordor, it's just step by step and so he couldn't possibly be that bright to think, "Hey, we gonna win this battle oh yeah! Then we can storm the gate," And in any case the Dead Army were cursed by Isildur just because they did not defend their country when the need was dire, and so yeah all they did to do is pent on what they needed to do to be free.

^^ 😂

How can you use photosyntheical energy without an energy source - the sun?
Do they have a solarium or something?

That's what I was wondering...😂 Ya gonna need sunlight for photosynthesis dude.

no because they have a small steam operated lamp, which they take turns to stand in front of, its not much, but its not like they need much is it 😛

O.o where'd they get the water??

a hose?

From where? The River Anduin?

no they have their own resevoir, which gollum annually tops up,

LOL, but don't they need plant cells for that kind of stuff?

Rather from the Morthond 😉

Who says that they do not have plant cells 😛 (because how could they be green otherwise 😄 )

Hahah they're GREEEEEEEEn, I like their shade of green

One question, in that scene where Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli go into that Dead Army forum center or something, that main room where they meet the leader of the Dead Army.
Doesn't that look awefully like Moria's setting? I wonder if they used the same material to build that.

uhhhh what the f*** you talking bout? they're dead for freaking sake!!!, they have spirit energy FFS.

yeah yeah i know younot being serious. Lol if you want me to add to ur talk, deepwater lifeforms flourese( cant spell) and they have no light.

no SUNLIGHT

exactly, see no-one knows this, because before he died tolkien wrote me a letter telling me only, when the entwives disapeared, the ents as you can imagine got sexually frustrated and needed mates, they stumbled upon and army fleeing from a battle and took them as their partners, the army then proceeded to turn rather tree-ish and then eventually fled, that army WAS the army of the dead

Originally posted by sauron
exactly, see no-one knows this, because before he died tolkien wrote me a letter telling me only, when the entwives disapeared, the ents as you can imagine got sexually frustrated and needed mates, they stumbled upon and army fleeing from a battle and took them as their partners, the army then proceeded to turn rather tree-ish and then eventually fled, that army WAS the army of the dead

*rolls on floor laughin* 😆 😂 🤣 😂 😆

and that my friends is how they got plant cells

Originally posted by Kitoky
*rolls on floor laughin* 😆 😂 🤣 😂 😆

*also rofl*

Stupid entwives I prefer grey deads

yeah, they dont put up a big as fight as the entwives would have

i pictured all of them just looking like normal warriors but all grey and not transparent and not just flowwing through the orcs but fighting their way through, but i still liked how they did it in the movie, pretty kewl stuff wit the oliphaunt and all,,,,, if any1 plays the gamesworkshop miniatures LOTR and have seen the dead models, thats what i pictured them like