Freddy vs. jason dvd

Started by DeNiro7 pages

damn u guys post alot fast.

a total of 8 people i think die in the rave party because when i went behind the scnese they had a jump to a death and i counted there as only 20 to 21 victims in the whole movie.

the corn firled scene was fing funny they guys r drinking ever clear and smoking weed then they see jason and the fat gy starts talking like a hillbilly and going WELL JEFFOROW this aint no halloween party why u got a costume on why dont u go find urself a pig to fu*ck
then the other guy does the same thing and starts poking jason and going yea this i a invite party only and ur not invited then jason turns that guy whole head around and the fat guy is like

sum of a ***** it was histircal then he threw the ever clear at jason and started him on fire 😂

😆 that was sooooooooo funny ..

the ever clear? wot?

its a drink.. alchohol

ever clear is a drink that fu*cks u up really fast i know ✅ it is like 95 percent alochiol

its good .. well kinda but what D said..

oh, so if they only see jason then and he twists the guys head all around (which obiously kills him) then why r there 2 running away? and duz jason run after him?

yes he kills a lot at the rave ...

jason is set on fire the ft guy runs away and jason throws his on fire machtette at the guy it goes threw his chest.

OH YEAH !! ..

is the rave a party?

yes..

so duz jason kill ne adults or little kids? and how, or ne young teens?

and wot about when freddys shadow cums up from the ground?wots that about?

jason kills the skinny dipper first but she is just in his dream. then jason kills trey by machette going through stomach a number of times then crackin him in half by folding the bed he is laying on backwards.

then the friend of trey's father dies by getting his head decapitaed and then jason slashes trey's friend with the machette. and when freddy comes in shadow form her is trying to kill trey's friend and he stabs at him a few times and the kid is like o im ok and runs away and freddy starts talking and says ooo not strong enough yet i guess ill let jason have some fun.

then in the corn fields 8 people die all teenagers pretty cool death when jason puts this big rod threw this guy and throws him about 50 feet.

a security guard dies by jason because he pushes a heavy ass door on him.

then a cop dies by electricty because jason is being shocked and at the same time jason grabbs him so he is shocked too.

then freddy enters the body of the stoner kid and knocks jason out with sleep injection. and then jason gets on shot off first and cuts the stoner kid in half.

Wills friend dies by being burned and slashed across the face by freddy in his bathroom in a dream.

beyonce gets killed by jason beyonce is making fun of freddy and freddy points behind her and jason is there he hits her really hard she goes fling into a tree and dies.

charlie linderman dies before her he just got shoved by jason but accidently went in a sharp object in the wall and died after ward. if i missed ne tell me.

um, its not beyonce that stars in it, its kelly rowland........man i cant wait 2 get this movie when it cums out here........(feb the 4th)

Okay..........I shall explain it again.

Freddy won.....here's why:

#1. The script was written for Freddy to win. This is undeniable based on the original ending. After the test screenings they went back and reshot the ending we see in the film. Bob Shea wrote the ending as it is now because so many Jason fans got pissed off at seeing Freddy being the definite winner.

#2. Jason needs a body to exist. Jason Voorhies must have a human body. Freddy does not. If you kill Jason, he's dead (untill the next time he is ressurected with lightning ala Friday part 6).........if you kill Freddy, big deal. He is already dead. He hasn't had a body since he was burned alive. He is already dead and kills in dreams. Okay.....Freddy got killed at the end, now he's back to killing in the dream world.....what has changed?

#3. The entire fight sequence is in the REAL world at the end. When Jason is ripping Freddy's arms off, that is in the real world. Everything is real up untill the point where they both die, fall into the lake, and fade to black.

All of a sudden the screen is bathed in white. It is no longer the same night they had their fight on the dock of crystal lake. Jason emerges from Crystal lake carrying Freddy's head. Freddy winks and grins at the camera. This is not the real world. This is hell/dream world.

In the real world, Freddy is human. He has no super powers. He cannot grow his arms back (like he does in the dream world while fighting Jason in their first fight) and his decapitated head cannot move on it's own. This is clearly not taking place in the real world.

For those of you who can't grasp the concept:

Any time in any Nightmare on Elm St. movie that you see somebody doing something that is physically impossible, they are in the dream world. If you see pictures of missing kids coming to life and staring at you, you're in the dream world. If you see Freddy's hand start spinning around like a blender, you're in the dream world. If you see Freddy turn into a giant snake and try to eat you whole, you're in the dream world. If you see a decapitated head winking and grinning........it is the dream world.

Just read a bit more. Somebody asked why Jason and Freddy are together in the first place. I shall explain.

If you've ever watched the first two Nightmare on Elm St. movies......Freddy's power is explained. Freddy feeds off of fear. Fear is what makes him strong.....it is what allows him to enter and kill people in their dreams. This is how Nancy defeats Freddy in the first movie. She turns her back to him.......she no longer fears him......without her fear he was powerless against her.

It is now years later. The local town has gone to great lengths to protect their children. They have covered up the Krueger story. The local children do not know who Freddy Krueger is anymore. Since nobody knows who Freddy is, nobody fears him. Without fear, Freddy has no power to enter and slaughter people in their dreams.

This is where Jason comes in. Freddy finds Jason in hell. Freddy morphs into Pamela Voorhies and tells Jason to go to Elm St. and begin killing again. Jason believing this to be his mother, does as he is told......if you've ever watched Friday the 13th part 2 you know how much of a mama's boy he is.

Jason is killing people on Elm St. The local adults think that Freddy is back and is the one killing the kids. Lori overhears the cops talking about Freddy.....she (along with the two guys who escape the mental institution) begin spreading the word about Freddy. Of course they fear him.........so Freddy is back in business.

One problem........so is Jason. Freddy has grown strong now and is ready to kill.......but Jason is beating him to it. Jason is stealing all of his fun. He has to get rid of Jason so there will still be people left for Freddy to kill.

This sets up the fight.

OMG MY PARENTS JUST RENTED ME THIS MOVIE IM GONNA WATCH IT LATER! ILL TELL YOU HOW IT GOES! 😱

what movie? 😕