The Official Naruto series Thread

Started by AuraAngel1,600 pages

Originally posted by Q99
Doesn't mean experimenting can't be fun!

Well, there is a bit of a learning curve, but they can likely figure it out.

Maybe a bit.

I'm pretty sure some would disagree on that.

This is basically a weird scenario where both parties are getting practice being both the pitcher and the catcher. It's weird lol.

Originally posted by AuraAngel
A lot of people thought Kabuto was just lying and that Kabuto would use him to fight Itachi as a means of settling that long debate.

Would have been better than the Izanami garbage.

Agreed. That would have been a hell of a fight. I'm also curious as to who Kishi thinks would win.

Originally posted by AuraAngel
I'm pretty sure some would disagree on that.

Only because they haven't tried it.

This is basically a weird scenario where both parties are getting practice being both the pitcher and the catcher. It's weird lol.

Strikes me that ninja who practice in such a fashion would get really good at sex- whichever they are on base, they learn how it feels from both sides.

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I'd **** the shit out of myself, and those constrained by gender are weak.

Originally posted by dadudemon
"What's on the menu tonight? Futa-Style Sarah Palin? Let's make it a double."
lol

Nah.

There are people here I'd be making clones of first. 131

Though Aura has a point, the idea of a 13 year old girl with no sexual experience making a clone with a 22" Cock of Armageddon and proceeding to make the difference between her anus and vulva nonexistent is hilarious.

Originally posted by Q99
Only because they haven't tried it.

Strikes me that ninja who practice in such a fashion would get really good at sex- whichever they are on base, they learn how it feels from both sides.

There are plenty of things people don't try in their lifetimes. Some for actual reasons lol.

They would be really good at pleasing themselves. Naruto knowing just the right technique to please a clone impersonating Hinata will not actually be the same as pleasing Hinata. Hinata in turn might practice on herself and found just the right size that works for her when oops, Naruto has one that is completely different from what she'd been practicing with.

Granted the Hyuga would have an easier time taking size into the equation since they have a Byakugan and shit.

A. Differing sizes isn't as much of an issue as you seem to believe it to be.

B. In this particular comparison, size should never actually be an issue, because ninjas can transform.

A. You seem to think I'm the one who believes this. Young teenagers believe it lol.

B. True. But then again if Naruto focuses his chakra into it to go harder then he runs the risk of cutting it to pieces with wind chakra and shit.

I can keep this up as long as you guys can.

Originally posted by AuraAngel
[B]A. You seem to think I'm the one who believes this. Young teenagers believe it lol.

B. True. But then again if Naruto focuses his chakra into it to go harder then he runs the risk of cutting it to pieces with wind chakra and shit.

I can keep this up as long as you guys can.

A. Hence the practice.

B. Hinata just needs to harden her insides in response, duh.

Oh I doubt it. I have stamina like you wouldn't believe, I'm a bonafide stallion.

A. And if Sakura becomes accustomed to the 9 inch cock then you won't see her being disappointed by Sasuke's average 5 inch one? Of course there are other factors involved besides that but at the end of the day Sakura's clone of Sasuke is not likely to act the same way as the genuine article. It would probably be less abusive due to ****ed up traumatic experiences making the real Sasuke violent lol.

B. Naruto has far better chakra feats than Hinata. He'd wreck it like no other.

Little known fact: The Akimichi have a fourth pill(blue) that is relevant to this discussion. awesome

Originally posted by NemeBro
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I'd **** the shit out of myself

You already do, virgin.

That's how you got herpes remember?

buncha horny nerds.

calm down iceman

Originally posted by AuraAngel
A. And if Sakura becomes accustomed to the 9 inch cock then you won't see her being disappointed by Sasuke's average 5 inch one?

A little experimenting will soon educate your average kunoichi that the size argument beyond a certain range is overrate.

Originally posted by NemeBro
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I'd **** the shit out of myself, and those constrained by gender are weak.

lol

Nah.

There are people here I'd be making clones of first. 131

Though Aura has a point, the idea of a 13 year old girl with no sexual experience making a clone with a 22" Cock of Armageddon and proceeding to make the difference between her anus and vulva nonexistent is hilarious.

I'm not homophobic but it was be difficult for me to try it out with a "genuine" futa. The dick just doesn't do it for me.

Futa is only hot when it's on female anyway. estahuh

Or otherwise drawn by Anasheya. 😮

Originally posted by dadudemon
I'm not homophobic but it was be difficult for me to try it out with a "genuine" futa. The dick just doesn't do it for me.

That's cool, lol.

You're not homophobic for not liking futanari. You just happen to not like dicks.

I've been openly bisexual since I was 16, so for me, a girl with a dick is awwwwwriiiiiiiiight.

futa >>>>>>>>> straight porn.

all the action of straight porn, without actual dudes being involved.

I sure hope the mods do not stop by this thread.

Oh please, this is positively tame compared to some of the discussions we've had in game versus's off topic thread.

his forum has mods?