The Official Naruto series Thread

Started by Tzeentch1,600 pages

Sasuke and the Magical Eye was a horrible era, but the series pretty much reached its apex shit level once Madara fused with Obito, or whatever.

What should of happened, is that after Pein and Itachi's deaths, Naruto should have gone on to become the hero Konoha deserved, which he did, and Sasuke should have become a less unstable but still evil dude, which he... kinda/sorta but not really did.

The Shinobi War should have started, Sasuke arrives and helps Naruto defeat Obito, then fatally wounds Obito in mid-talk no jutsu and steals one of his magical eyes to become super powerful. Sasuke declares that he's going to take over the World and make it a better place, and he and Naruto fight for awhile, long enough for Madara to finish off the 5 Kages and come absorb Obito's other eye, also becoming a hyper badass. Naruto and Sasuke join forces to defeat Madara, Sasuke Vegeta's himself to give Naruto an opening and Naruto obliterates Madara by combining whats left of his power with the chakra channeled from everyone still alive in the vicinity.

Sasuke realizes in his death throes that Naruto's Way of the Ninja is superior because it encourages unity and friendship and other gay shit- he tells Naruto this, apologizes for all the dumb shit he's put the World through and dies telling him that he'll make a fine Hokage.

We get a chapter or two detailing the aftermath of the War and the rebuilding that's going on, glimpses of the future for most of the main characters, and then the story ****ing ends.

Your version of the story also sucks.

I won't be happy unless Naruto and Sasuke go off and bum in the woods while Tsunade forms a harem out of the girls of the village + Temari, Samui and Mei. Maybe resurrect Konan too because shes so hot.

Why are you stealing (With some minor alterations) the ideal ending I made years ago?

Originally posted by NemeBro
Your version of the story also sucks.
prove it, whore

Originally posted by NemeBro
Why are you stealing (With some minor alterations) the ideal ending I made years ago?

Because I wank to it occasionally.

Theres some good Tsunade yuri porn of pretty much all the characters. 👆

If Naruto dies in the end, Kishi would redeem himself for this past year of shit he threw at us.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Because I wank to it occasionally.

Theres some good Tsunade yuri porn of pretty much all the characters. 👆

I haven't seen any of her with Hinata.

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdapz1dH2o1rg4pl2o1_1280.png

Relevant btw.

No porn or no good porn? I have a few I like.

The former, to be honest.

Can think of no picture, good or bad.

Well this finally made it to the anime.

YouTube video

look at that twitch lol

Watched a bit of the english dub for Shippuden, and Obito has this deep black man voice. lol

Madara has the exact same deep black man voice.

Here is a little game. These fellowing women get hit by Naruto's Reverse Harem no Jutsu:

1. Ino
2. Mei
3. Hinata
4. Karin
5. Tsunade
6. Shizune
7. Ten Ten

There are five reactions to sexy no Jutsu shown in the series.

A) Nosebleed & faints (Iruka and Hiruzen)
B) Nosebleed (Sakura)
C) Excitement (J-man)
D) Blushing (Konohamaru)
F) Resistance (Killer Bee)

Which reaction would each show?

Originally posted by Zamiel
Here is a little game. These fellowing women get hit by Naruto's [b]Reverse Harem no Jutsu:

1. Ino
2. Mei
3. Hinata
4. Karin
5. Tsunade
6. Shizune
7. Ten Ten

There are five reactions to sexy no Jutsu shown in the series.

A) Nosebleed & faints (Iruka and Hiruzen)
B) Nosebleed (Sakura)
C) Excitement (J-man)
D) Blushing (Konohamaru)
F) Resistance (Killer Bee)

Which reaction would each show? [/B]

1. Excitement typically. Nosebleed & faints if at least two of the dudes are Sai & Sasuke.

2. Nosebleed

3. Blushing typically. Nosebleed & faints if at least one of the dudes is Naruto.

4. Resistance typically. Nosebleed & faints if at least one of the dudes is Sasuke.

5. Blushing typically. Excitement if Dan.

6. Blushing

7. Blushing typically. Nosebleed & faints if at least two of the dudes are Lee & Neji. vin

What if all of the guys are Might Guy?

Heart attacks, heart attacks everywhere.

Originally posted by pym-ftw
So after Naruto's story ends what story would we like to see?

Konohomaru's story?
the destruction of the Uzumaki clan?
the Sannin story?
More on the first Kages?
A revealed 3rd mizukage?

With Kishi's "New Era Project" the series will continue through movies.

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
1. Excitement typically. Nosebleed & faints if at least two of the dudes are Sai & Sasuke.

2. Nosebleed

3. Blushing typically. Nosebleed & faints if at least one of the dudes is Naruto.

4. Resistance typically. Nosebleed & faints if at least one of the dudes is Sasuke.

5. Blushing typically. Excitement if Dan.

6. Blushing

7. Blushing typically. Nosebleed & faints if at least two of the dudes are Lee & Neji. vin

Mei would take Naruto's virginity if he did that and Tsunade would punch Naruto in the face if he turned into Dan. Lol

Originally posted by Rikudo sennin
With Kishi's "New Era Project" the series will continue through movies.

It's not confirmed that they are movies. That was just wiki error.