The Official Naruto series Thread

Started by zslick1,600 pages

imagine the foreplay uchia do with their eyes before they get down and dirty.

Originally posted by AuraAngel
Y-Yes.

If you like shows like Maury then yeah fun stuff.

Second time this week someone mention Maury joke to me. I'm guessing his show sucks, like the current Naruto Boruto?

Maury is a show about finding out who the father of a child is. That is the plot of the current story, just swap father with mother.

Originally posted by zslick
imagine the foreplay uchia do with their eyes before they get down and dirty.

The Uchiha; masters of the 'bedroom eyes'.

Originally posted by Nephthys
I don't really see why it's so out of the question for him to find and marry someone then leave to suicide by Sasuke when his time comes.

The whole, "I don't care about anyone or anything except Sasuke and the Village" makes it seems highly unlikely Itachi did anything but Akatsuki missions. The explanation that Itachi got married is a far steeper hill to climb than the one that explains that Itachi didn't get married and make babies.

But, we all know Kishimoto loves to troll me so it is all but certain Itachi got married and had at least one child. 😐

Originally posted by Nephthys
And you obviously don't need to bang another Uchiha to get the sharingan because Sarada is clearly gonna have it, durr.

Yes, this is true.

Originally posted by Nephthys
I don't really see why it's so out of the question for him to find and marry someone then leave to suicide by Sasuke when his time comes.

The whole, "I don't care about anyone or anything except Sasuke and the Village" makes it seems highly unlikely Itachi did anything but Akatsuki missions. The explanation that Itachi got married is a far steeper hill to climb than the one that explains that Itachi didn't get married and make babies.

But, we all know Kishimoto loves to troll me so it is all but certain Itachi got married and had at least one child. 😐

Originally posted by Nephthys
And you obviously don't need to bang another Uchiha to get the sharingan because Sarada is clearly gonna have it, durr.

Yes, this is true. She's going to be a chakra sensing, Sharingan having, Uchiha. That's going to make her almost as OP as Naruto's and Hinata's son. 😐

It strikes me if she *is* Karin and Sasuke's daughter, she's probably going to be absurdly powerful- Uchiha + Uzumaki and all that.

That plot twist is cliche as ****, but we all know Kishi loves cliches.

I'm almost sure the Akatsuki person will be female: either Karin or Itachi's wife.
Celebi may or may not be Karin's/Itachi wife's son. But he/she is more than likely one of Orochimaru's experiments, as said by Kakashi.

It won't surprise me if Orochimaru turns out to be the ultimate big bad in this series, though.

Originally posted by Q99
It strikes me if she *is* Karin and Sasuke's daughter, she's probably going to be absurdly powerful- Uchiha + Uzumaki and all that.

Sounds like the trait of a fan-made Mary. Why the hell am I not surprised?

Originally posted by Sacred 117
Sounds like the trait of a fan-made Mary. Why the hell am I not surprised?

Did you see my comment about the only other character that can one-up that Mary-Sue?

It's Boruto. Has Uzumaki blood, Naruto's blood (tailed beast chakra), and Hinata's blood.

So he's essentially a Tailed Beast Host (he has the chakra because the whiskers are present), an Uzumaki, and a Hyuga.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Did you see my comment about the only other character that can one-up that Mary-Sue?

It's Boruto. Has Uzumaki blood, Naruto's blood (tailed beast chakra), and Hinata's blood.

So he's essentially a Tailed Beast Host (he has the chakra because the whiskers are present), an Uzumaki, and a Hyuga.

I'm basically saying that I saw this coming, and I have for a while. In fact, I've also said before that it's as if the writing process has long since been taken over by fans. These two observations only point to that further. haermm

These chicks haven't even graduated from the academy, but they're much stronger than their genin-parent counterparts were pre-Chunin exams.

Spoiler:
So that thing looked like a Juubi clone, but I'm willing to bet it was just some Uchiha spying device. And I have no idea what's up with that cloaked guy, tbh.

We don't know how strong Choji was pre-Chunin exams and Sarada ain't as tough as Sasuke at that age lol.

Im slowly starting to think it is shiuis is the guy behind this. That eye looks like it was forced in or even stapled to prevent it being stolen? Plus they admited to being a guy.

Originally posted by NewGuy01
These chicks haven't even graduated from the academy, but they're much stronger than their genin-parent counterparts were pre-Chunin exams.

Spoiler:
So that thing looked like a Juubi clone, but I'm willing to bet it was just some Uchiha spying device. And I have no idea what's up with that cloaked guy, tbh.

Why are they much stronger than their parents were before the Chuunin exams?

Choji's daughter needs to die.

So, the rumors were wrong. And my prediction about the Akatsuki person being female was wrong.
It was really a male Uchiha. Someone did survive, besides Sasuke and Itachi.
Curious to see how Shin retreats from OP Naruto.

Originally posted by AsbestosFlaygon
So, the rumors were wrong. And my prediction about the Akatsuki person being female was wrong.
It was really a male Uchiha. Someone did survive, besides Sasuke and Itachi.
Chou-Chou is such an annoying little biyatch.
Curious to see how Shin retreats from OP Naruto.
Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
Why are they much stronger than their parents were before the Chuunin exams?

Well for one thing, Chou-Chou is already in casual use of the Partial Expansion Jutsu, which I don't think Chouji was even capable of as of the CE. Or at least, he was never seen using it in combat.

Secondly, they were just fighting a triple-comma Sharingan user that was capable enough to give EoS Sasuke pause tbh.

They're not particularly strong as far as important characters go, but for kids who haven't even graduated from the academy yet, they're way too good.

Sasuke was breathing fire at age seven. Chou-Chou isn't more ridiculous than that lol.

And the reason he gave Sasuke pause was confusion. And even if they dodge his weapon a bit he clearly wasn't trying to kill Sarada and would have killed Chou-Chou. So I chalk it up to him not taking them particularly seriously.