The Official Naruto series Thread

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Originally posted by killermover
I hate the Kumo men(Watermelon/Fried Chicken) lips. But I dig the Kumo women.
now that's racist

Originally posted by Kento
Asuma, Ero-sennin, and Saru. The only straight men in Naruto. 😆

Eh, why Saru? Just because he went for harem jutsu? He's not the only one then.

The Hyuuga seem pretty clearly Chinese inspired, as does Ten-ten.

Compared to most manga Naruto's pleasantly racially diverse.

Originally posted by killermover
Did I mention, they're stu's as well, from what I read, Bee basically mastered his tailed beast faster than Naruto did and still ended up dominatant, there was no challenge to his tailed beast control so yeah.

We don't even know when or how he did so, and he's not the only one with total mastery.

People are allowed to be better than the main character at specific things.

Sure, A's awesome, but so are most Kage.

psycho gundam
now that's racist

Yep.

Originally posted by Kento
Asuma, Ero-sennin, and Saru. The only straight men in Naruto. 😆
that's disrespectful to Konohamaru.

Originally posted by marwash22
that's disrespectful to Konohamaru.

The inventor of "Yaoi no jutsu"?

Originally posted by Q99
The inventor of "Yaoi no jutsu"?
lulz. that proves nothing.

Originally posted by Q99
The Hyuuga seem pretty clearly Chinese inspired, as does Ten-ten.

Compared to most manga Naruto's pleasantly racially diverse,


IDK about the Hyuuga, but definitely Tenten.

Some (but none of the main ones) in the sand are Arab-ish.

I think the land of waves is supposed to be based on south-asian countries like Laos or Cambodia.

I'm sure i'm missing some other ones, too.

Whatever the case, Konohamaru has one messed-up childhood sexuality-wise 🙂 The hottest girl he regularly sees (and sees naked) is Naruto, he comes up with jutsu that include guys making out... odd times.

Originally posted by King Kandy
IDK about the Hyuuga, but definitely Tenten.

It helps if you know the subgenre Kishimoto's parodying with them. In martial arts anime in Japan, one of the traditional roles is 'the Chinese rival'. Like Tien to Goku in DB (no Z) for one example.

Team Guy is it's own martial arts thing. Rock Lee's the 'protagonist' and Neji's his Chinese Rival 🙂


Some (but none of the main ones) in the sand are Arab-ish.

Yea, though the main ones aren't exactly Japanese either. Red hair and blond.

team guy is definitely team china

none of them are chinese but their style's are definitely inspired by chinese martial arts themes

that reminds me. in your opinions who was the strongest rookie 3-man team? (before sasuke defected)

Team Guy weren't rookies, so hmm... probably the Kakashi team.

Originally posted by King Kandy
Eh, why Saru? Just because he went for harem jutsu? He's not the only one then.
Well it was mostly because he had two children, probably had a wife at one point too not that it's ever mentioned but she'd be dead anyway if he had one or we'd have seen her at his death. And yes I know I didn't mention Minato but that's cause he's never shown much, Same reason Ino-Shika-Cho fathers aren't mentioned. And Ebisu is probably not fully straight. 😆

Originally posted by Kento
Well it was mostly because he had two children, probably had a wife at one point too not that it's ever mentioned but she'd be dead anyway if he had one or we'd have seen her at his death. And yes I know I didn't mention Minato but that's cause he's never shown much, Same reason Ino-Shika-Cho fathers aren't mentioned. And Ebisu is probably not fully straight. 😆

He had two children? Asuma and... who?

One of Konohamaru's parents. Asuma is Konohamaru's uncle.

Originally posted by psycho gundam
team guy is definitely team china

none of them are chinese but their style's are definitely inspired by chinese martial arts themes

that reminds me. in your opinions who was the strongest rookie 3-man team? (before sasuke defected)

If we're talking shortly before the defection, then Team 7. Though earlier on I could see Team Kurenai beat them- Kiba and Shino are both pretty good from the get go and Hinata > Sakura. Before Naruto learns how to fox-chakra on purpose, and before rasengan and chidori enter the team's arsenal.

Team Asuma's ok and has the best teamwork, but Shikamaru's probably going to run out of chakra before they can score a win.

Originally posted by Kento
One of Konohamaru's parents. Asuma is Konohamaru's uncle.
are they ever gonna reveal who that is, btw?

Originally posted by marwash22
are they ever gonna reveal who that is, btw?
Doubtful. Sakura's parents never get revealed either.

When it comes to everybody I think Naruto, Itachi, Sasuke, Shikamaru, and the Sand siblings (assuming they all had the same mother) are the only people we've seen both parents on. And out of those only Naruto's do we not know what happened to.

Originally posted by Q99
The inventor of "Yaoi no jutsu"?

He also invented the "Yuri no Jutsu", and motor-boated Tsunade's jugs. 😐
Bi? 313

Originally posted by psycho gundam
team guy is definitely team china

none of them are chinese but their style's are definitely inspired by chinese martial arts themes

that reminds me. in your opinions who was the strongest rookie 3-man team? (before sasuke defected)

Either Team Kakashi or Team Asuma. Team Kakashi if we take End-of-Part 1 levels, but Team Asuma is their only threat.

Shino's the only threat on Team Kurenai. Kiba got taken out by a 'Kyuubi-less' Naruto, and I doubt he'd stand a chance against Naruto post-Chuunin exam.
Hinata, she'd rather make out with Naruto than fight him. She'll attack Sakura or Sasuke, but he'll just b****-slap her like Neji did.

Team Asuma has Shikamaru. If he's calling the shots, chances are, he can capture Sasuke or Naruto in his jutsu. Naruto's seen how his jutsu works though, and he knows Shikamaru doesn't have a lot of chakra.
Chouji's a heavy hitter, but Sasuke & Naruto are more than capable of handling him.
Ino can f*** around with Sakura in the meantime. Ino won't be able to cut off her hair a second time, so I give Sakura the win.

Originally posted by Kento
Asuma, Ero-sennin, and Saru. The only straight men in Naruto. 😆

You forgot Kakashi...oh wait, Obito.

Also, Sarutobi was gay with Danzou remember? 😛 Or maybe it was just Danzou wanting to be gay with Sarutobi. mmm

Originally posted by Kento
Well it was mostly because he had two children, probably had a wife at one point too not that it's ever mentioned but she'd be dead anyway if he had one or we'd have seen her at his death. And yes I know I didn't mention Minato but that's cause he's never shown much, Same reason Ino-Shika-Cho fathers aren't mentioned. And Ebisu is probably not fully straight. 😆

Minato's definitely straight though. No touches of gayness whatsoever, unlike his son.

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
He also invented the "Yuri no Jutsu", and motor-boated Tsunade's jugs. 😐
Bi? 313

Wouldn't surprise me 🙂


Shino's the only threat on Team Kurenai. Kiba got taken out by a 'Kyuubi-less' Naruto, and I doubt he'd stand a chance against Naruto post-Chuunin exam.

Kiba was dishing out some good damage to him early on, Naruto got pretty lucky to pull the clone move off. Also, I think he'd do better in a team context where Shino and Hinata can help keep him from falling for tricks.

Post-exam, he did have the two headed dog move, which was pretty powerful.

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
Minato's definitely straight though. No touches of gayness whatsoever, unlike his son.

Well homosexuality is partly genetic...

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
You forgot Kakashi...oh wait, Obito.
Exactly lol
Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
Also, Sarutobi was gay with Danzou remember? 😛 Or maybe it was just Danzou wanting to be gay with Sarutobi. mmm
Sarutobi never had any obsession with Danzo. Just treated him like a friend. His last thoughts on Earth were Konoha, and all it's people. Danzo's last thoughts, Sarutobi.

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
Minato's definitely straight though. No touches of gayness whatsoever, unlike his son.
Never know. All we really see is prasing a family memeber, or killing people. And giving some advice to an Uchiha, and scolding Kakashi (kinda).

Originally posted by Q99
Kiba was dishing out some good damage to him early on.
That was a severely hampered Naruto though. Naruto would've beaten Kiba easily if Oro hadn't of screwed his chakra up.