The Official Naruto series Thread

lol There are very few couples that could actually be..hetero. Shika/Temari, Jiraiya/Tsunade, TenTen/Neji, Sakura/Sasuke (which will never happen cause of Naruto), Naruto/Hinata (won't happen cause of Sasuke). And besides that Anko, and Shizune really haven't got any guy for them. Maybe Anko/Kakashi..... And even then all of those guys except really Jiraiya can easily have a yaoi pairing.

Originally posted by wakkawakkawakka
Gaara can still get Sasuke. I mean Naruto can turn into a female version of himself.

Not that I really care but what does Sakura get? Lee could still get Tenten(I think) but what about pinky's needs?

Neji gets TenTen cause you never see Lee and TenTen alone...Neji and TenTen have been. lol As for Sakura...I...can..almost go with Neme's idea. But Sakura/Ino is more likely cause they will be lonely that they can't have Sasuke.

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
Lee's after Gai, so Gaara cannot go after Lee. Besides, no red-blooded male can turn down Temari's legs. 😛

What's with all this pedo Hanabi bullshit? estahuh

Sure she is one sexy eight year old girl BUT IT IS NOT RIGHT!!!

Also, Ino will go after Sai once Sasuke and Naruto start having the angry buttseckz, he is basically replacement Sasuke for her. In canon actually. 😐

😐 Every single girl in Naruto except Anko and Mei ends up pedo bait. May as well go that extra mile with Hanabi. 😆

Originally posted by Kento
😐 Every single girl in Naruto except Anko and Mei ends up pedo bait. May as well go that extra mile with Hanabi. 😆

And nah ah, most of t3h grrlz in Naruto are by now old enough that they cannot be considered pedo bait, for they has bewbz....... Well Hinata does anyway. 😐

Even a loli-loving sicko like me knows to keep it off the forums, for shame. estahuh

Originally posted by NemeBro
There are more adult women in Naruto than Anko and Mei. 😐

And nah ah, most of t3h grrlz in Naruto are by now old enough that they cannot be considered pedo bait, for they has bewbz....... Well Hinata does anyway. 😐

Even a loli-loving sicko like me knows to keep it off the forums, for shame. estahuh

Eh, they stared out at thirteen, only sixteen now. 😆 Well Temari is like 17 isn't she? Still jailbaitness.

😛 Well it's not like I said I want Hanabi. Or that Neji will get with her while she's 8. He can wait a few more years. 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Kento
Yea but I don't like any of them others besides Kurenai. lol

Eh, they stared out at thirteen, only sixteen now. 😆 Well Temari is like 17 isn't she? Still jailbaitness.

😛 Well it's not like I said I want Hanabi. Or that Neji will get with her while she's 8. He can wait a few more years. 😖hifty:

16 is not jailbait everywhere. 131 Temari is 18 actually.

I read a doujin where Naruto impregnated her.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Konan is kind of hawt. 😐 And Kamui is liek, soopah hawt.

16 is not jailbait everywhere. 131 Temari is 18 actually.

I read a doujin where Naruto impregnated her.

😆 True, but I'm not living there. 😱 Really? I thought she was only like a year older, like Neji and them.

lol

Originally posted by Kento
Kamui? And eh, Konan's alright I guess. She's still got nothing on Temari.

😆 True, but I'm not living there. 😱 Really? I thought she was only like a year older, like Neji and them.

lol

You should, it's awesome. 131 Nah, Kankuro and Temari were both 15 in part 1... So actually they might be 19. 😐

It was kind of funny. 😐

Naruto should not reproduce, just finished reading a Naruto x Hinata doujin and it was horrendous.

I demand to know the name.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Kamui is the black chick who was one of Bee's disciples. Temari is pretty hawt, second to Hinata in my book.

You should, it's awesome. 131 Nah, Kankuro and Temari were both 15 in part 1... So actually they might be 19. 😐

It was kind of funny. 😐

😛 Nah, nine years is a bit to much of an age gap legal or not.

Originally posted by killermover
Naruto should not reproduce, just finished reading a Naruto x Hinata doujin and it was horrendous.

No but seriously what was the name of the doujin?

Dude, stop reading Naruto doujins and read real H-Manga stories estahuh

Please.

I have read more hentai doujins than the amount of AIDS in your body. And there is alot.

Impossible.

1. You are unable to count the amount of AIDS in anyone's body.
2. You are talking out of your ass as usual. uhuh

It's so funny what this thread will dissolve into at times. And it was just by mentioning Hanabi at that. lol

Anyone else notice that Shikamaru's with a girl 3 years older than him?

It seems that Anko and Mizukage aren't really getting any love recently.

Wonder what will become of Kurenai though.

Originally posted by wakkawakkawakka
Anyone else notice that Shikamaru's with a girl 3 years older than him?

It seems that Anko and Mizukage aren't really getting any love recently.

Wonder what will become of Kurenai though.

Well Mizukage has Choujuro at her beckon call. Anko....no idea.

She'll have her kid, then she'll die. And then he'll be motivated to become the Hokage just like his grandfather. But Naruto will live longer than him so he never will. And the Sarutobi legacy will end with him because Konohamaru will become like Danzo because Naruto will be Hokage and Konohamaru won't.

Originally posted by Kento
It's so funny what this thread will dissolve into at times. And it was just by mentioning Hanabi at that. lol

Naruto's made infinitely more humourous with these little discussions concerning such stuff.

Originally posted by wakkawakkawakka
Anyone else notice that Shikamaru's with a girl 3 years older than him?

It seems that Anko and Mizukage aren't really getting any love recently.

Wonder what will become of Kurenai though.

Who?

Anko...droolio

She'll probably give up going on missions for the time-being, and instead concentrate on raising her child. Of course, no man or woman in any of the 5 countries can satisfy her now, since she dated Asuma Sarutobi. awesome

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
[B]Who?