The Official Naruto series Thread

Eh, I was thinking about which of the Big Three had the best art style. That was the only scene I could think of where I really enjoyed the art. Probably because that was all that carried the scene. And, in my opinion, it really worked.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Then Naruto and Sasuke fight for 10-20 chapters. Then they make amends and it turns into brokeback mountain with Naruto Pardoning Sasuke.

Sasuke and Naruto have angry buttsecks in the mountains, and Sakura hooks up with Hinata.

Kurama getting involved in the buttsecks?

Originally posted by NemeBro
Stop stealing from me.

Sasuke and Naruto have angry buttsecks in the mountains, and Sakura hooks up with Hinata.

But why does it have to be buttsecks when Naruto can turn into a chick?

Wow you really can't mention Sakura w/o Hinata following her 😐

Originally posted by NemeBro
Stop stealing from me.

Sasuke and Naruto have angry buttsecks in the mountains, and Sakura hooks up with Hinata.

Prove that you said it first. 😐

Hint on the outcome: Suck it. 🙂

Er....he did. I haz read threadz. 😛

So here are some of my assumptions and I hereby declare them canon.

Hidan and Kakuzu both beat Yugito but it was more or less Hidan's target.

Kakuzu captured Han after a pretty decent fight. One of Kakuzu's hearts was damaged in the fight and he took his partner's, prompting him to get a new one in Hidan.

Utakata was captured by Pain in the anime so I'll assume it was the same in the manga, just without the crappy filler.

And Fu was defeated by Konan for some hot girl on girl fighting. Er...assuming Fu is a girl. Bee has called her one so I'm going with that.

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
Er....he did. I haz read threadz. 😛

Did you read all the way back to 2007? 🙂

Si. 😮

Mind you, if you have the quote, post it. I might have missed it. 😛

Edit: Yeah if you posted it in 2007, it probably wasn't in this particular thread. Blax is the only regular I even know at that point. 😛

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
Si. 😮

Mind you, if you have the quote, post it. I might have missed it. 😛

Edit: Yeah if you posted it in 2007, it probably wasn't in this particular thread. Blax is the only regular I even know at that point. 😛

2008 is the closet I can get with the opinion the Sasuke and Naruto get all gay at the end:

Originally posted by stickman618
anyway, i hope Naruto doesn't have some shitty ending like Sasuke and Naruto being best friends again... and living happily ever after

To which I replied:

Originally posted by dadudemon
That's exactly the way I want it to end.

Yes, "gay ending" was what I was talking about. The buttsex stuff is just a metaphor for how sappy it will be. I don't literally mean buttsex.

No it wasn't.

Originally posted by NemeBro
No it wasn't.

So far, I win.

Find a post of yours that talks about the gay ending we all know is cumming...that occurs before 2008. Ready...go!

Edit - I could have sworn I made another post like that in 2007.

Ah, then he is right. NemeBro knows that Naruto and Sasuke will have crazy buttsecks. It's not a metaphor.

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
Ah, then he is right. NemeBro knows that Naruto and Sasuke will have crazy buttsecks. It's not a metaphor.

This is Naruto a Shounen Manga written by Masashi Kishimoto. There's no way it will end up being actual buttsex. It can only be a metaphor for how gaggingly gay it will be when they "make up" at the end.

Nope, it will end up in crazy buttsex in the mountains, or with them impaling eachother in a homoerotic and suggestive way and dying.

Hinata and Sakura hooking up occurs in either scenario.

Metaphors are for the weak.

Kishi is one perverse individual. Guys have actually done it onscreen basically with Konohamaru's jutsu. I wouldn't put it past him.

Mind you, it would also have Sakura helping Hinata through their first time together. Will be hawt.

Edit: Actually, this would be pretty damn brilliant on Kishi's part. By the time someone gets to it, Naruto will be over, so no one can really complain.

He'd then destroy a lot of children's innocence, cause they will want to see how Naruto ends.

I'm not sure what your edit was supposed to mean.

Would you pass up a Harem Jutsu group? mhmm

Yes. Shadow Clones aren't real people and they have no souls. I will not union with those abominations.

Fvck that witchcraft.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Yes. Shadow Clones aren't real people and they have no souls. I will not union with those abominations.

Fvck that witchcraft.

But don't they share the same lifeforce as the original. So it's kind of be lke having bits and pieces of the whole thing wouldn't it.

I'm just not prepared to take that risk.