The Official Naruto series Thread

Started by wakkawakkawakka1,600 pages
Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix

We need a spinoff with the adventures of the Bijuulings.mmm

Would it be about how they became raging beasts of destruction that Hashirama and every other village treated like crap.

Which makes me wonder exactly how come there's no record of the Biju destroying things the first 300 years before Hashirama's time?

So...who's everyone's favorite mini-biju? I kind of though Kurama was the most adorable myself though shukaku is also kind of cute to.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Name it.

Simple: You know how Ichigo poses and shit? Makes sense. He has played video games and manga. Heroes pose, have cool one liners, etc. 😛

Also...

Originally posted by Quincy
I'll say that getting decapitated by two jacked black guys would be a solid way to go, but it was just so...

I mean, even his severed head was like "Ah shit that's gay"

He could just be what he appears to be.

Which is to say a poor-man's Yusuke Urameshi.

Never watched that. So it doesn't bother me in the slightest.

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
And then Sasuke Kirin's him in the face.
Or the Juubi. Whichever. He needs Shukaku and Gyuuki chakra to have all 9.

But...that speech was to Naruto. Tobi is quite the liar. 😛

Or that he was the only one we saw crying. The others probably cried too. And ohmygosh she was. And Shukaku was a little chubby baby. These things are adorable. :3

Indeed. Funny. This was the first chapter where we get an okay look at the Sage and see him talk. Yet all we care about are the Bijuulings, who're still taller than him.

While Naruto wishes he could be half as awesome.
Well yeah. At best now, he has droplets of chakra from the other 6 Bijuu. I'm thinking he'll become a full-fledged Jinchuurikii of all the Bijuu.

That speech was actually aimed at the reader. 313

Kurama was the first one to cry, so he's still the biggest softie. 😛
Lol yeah. Wonder if the others made fun of his size mmm
Kokuō looks pretty cute too. Baby pony and all.

Sage's a kewl gai. Naruto should have gotten his name as well. Name = powah!
Dunno if I'm looking at it correctly, but I think his hair has a similar parting to Nagato's & Madara's at the front.

Originally posted by wakkawakkawakka
Would it be about how they became raging beasts of destruction that Hashirama and every other village treated like crap.

Which makes me wonder exactly how come there's no record of the Biju destroying things the first 300 years before Hashirama's time?

So...who's everyone's favorite mini-biju? I kind of though Kurama was the most adorable myself though shukaku is also kind of cute to.

Nope. Just what situations they got into as young kids without a father in their early years. Would be pretty hilarious to see 9 super powered toddlers getting into shit.

After all, this raging beast of destruction idea only goes as far back as ~80 years ago, that we know of, and it all started because they were used as weapons by the villages. These Bijuu must have been around for at least a couple of centuries.
These last few chapters have all but cemented the fact that the Bijuu are misunderstood and abused creatures that gained their reputation as weapons of mass destruction because they lashed out during their captivity.

Kurama for me. Matatabi for second place because she was a kitten. Can't decide who is third.

Originally posted by Nephthys
I liked his spunk. Thats why we all liked him, he was just so full of spunk. Every man here has at some point enjoyed Naruto's spunk I'll wager. Certainly there was enough spunk to go around.

Spunk.

Agreed, but instead of changing one or two people now, he's literally and single-handedly changing the world with that spunk, which admittedly, is not as prominent now. Still, that's pretty awesome.

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
While Naruto wishes he could be half as awesome.
Well yeah. At best now, he has droplets of chakra from the other 6 Bijuu. I'm thinking he'll become a full-fledged Jinchuurikii of all the Bijuu.

That speech was actually aimed at the reader. 313

Kurama was the first one to cry, so he's still the biggest softie. 😛
Lol yeah. Wonder if the others made fun of his size mmm
Kokuō looks pretty cute too. Baby pony and all.

Sage's a kewl gai. Naruto should have gotten his name as well. Name = powah!
Dunno if I'm looking at it correctly, but I think his hair has a similar parting to Nagato's & Madara's at the front.

Hasn't he always?
If he did, I'd like for Naruto to die. The Sage is okay because he be dead. Tobi is okay, because he will likely die. If Naruto gets so much power, I'd prefer it if he died. 😛

Tobi was lying to the reader.

He was the only one we saw cry period. And aww...poor Shukaku. Fat and only has one tail. We need a MLP style show with these guys.

But there seems to be more to him than we realized. Particularly about that whole "Being led down the right path".

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
Well I walk backwards so it makes sense. But yeah, I prefer Ichigo. Due to some, probably completely unintended, Fridge Brilliance.

You've gotten the world backwards my friend.

But at least that explain why you don't grasp the magnificence that is Moria 😄

Because Moria has been everyone's ***** since he showed up? 313

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
Hasn't he always?
If he did, I'd like for Naruto to die. The Sage is okay because he be dead. Tobi is okay, because he will likely die. If Naruto gets so much power, I'd prefer it if he died. 😛

Tobi was lying to the reader.

He was the only one we saw cry period. And aww...poor Shukaku. Fat and only has one tail. We need a MLP style show with these guys.

But there seems to be more to him than we realized. Particularly about that whole "Being led down the right path".

Ever since he kissed him, yes. But it will be particularly prominent once he sees Sasuke shooting Lightning from the skies like a BAMF. awesome

He isn't a good enough liar to lie to me. uhuh

Ergo, bigger softie than the others. Now that he's mellowed out thanks to Naruto, we'll see that softie side again. 131
Poor Shukaku indeed. Maybe that's why he is an insomniac?
A MLP or Jungle Cubs style show with the Bijuulings would be good.

Yeah. He kind of reminds me of Minato. Don't know what you mean by 'skeletons' though.

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
Ever since he kissed him, yes. But it will be particularly prominent once he sees Sasuke shooting Lightning from the skies like a BAMF. awesome

He isn't a good enough liar to lie to me. uhuh

Ergo, bigger softie than the others. Now that he's mellowed out thanks to Naruto, we'll see that softie side again. 131
Poor Shukaku indeed. Maybe that's why he is an insomniac?
A MLP or Jungle Cubs style show with the Bijuulings would be good.

Yeah. He kind of reminds me of Minato. Don't know what you mean by 'skeletons' though.

And then Naruto will marry him and have his baby. Like all Uzumaki.

Had you thinking he was Madara. haermm

Well, no. Just we didn't see it. The anime will probably have them all cry. And yes, I'd like that. Kurama is so kewt.
He stays awake, sobbing? 🙁
I'd watch it.

Indeed. And I would quote it but Mangastream is being a whore. He says something like "One day you'll be joined again as one, and you will go down the right path, unlike with me." More to the Sage than initially thought?

Oh and lol quote:

Originally posted by NemeBro
I want to punch Kishimoto in the face.

GODDAMN YOU PACIFIC OCEAN!!!

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
And then Naruto will marry him and have his baby. Like all Uzumaki.

Had you thinking he was Madara. haermm

Well, no. Just we didn't see it. The anime will probably have them all cry. And yes, I'd like that. Kurama is so kewt.
He stays awake, sobbing? 🙁
I'd watch it.

Indeed. And I would quote it but Mangastream is being a whore. He says something like "One day you'll be joined again as one, and you will go down the right path, unlike with me." More to the Sage than initially thought?

Oh and lol quote:

Can he conceive if he uses henge no jutsu? mmm Will definitely be his wife though.

Had everyone thinking that. ermmha

Maybe that's because they didn't cry when Kurama did, hence he does not remember them crying at that part? Goku and Kokuo also weren't crying when Kurama was. 😛
He feels no love too.
Would be much better than MLP.

Referring to the Juubi. He says "One day you'll all become one...with different names, in different forms than you exist now. And unlike when you were within me, you will be led down the right path."

Why did he say that?
If I could punch one of the Shounen mangaka, it would be Kubo.

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
Can he conceive if he uses henge no jutsu? mmm Will definitely be his wife though.

Had everyone thinking that. ermmha

Maybe that's because they didn't cry when Kurama did, hence he does not remember them crying at that part? Goku and Kokuo also weren't crying when Kurama was. 😛
He feels no love too.
Would be much better than MLP.

Referring to the Juubi. He says "One day you'll all become one...with different names, in different forms than you exist now. And unlike when you were within me, you will be led down the right path."

Why did he say that?
If I could punch one of the Shounen mangaka, it would be Kubo.

Si.

That he did. Man, Tobi is such a good villain.

Or he does but there wasn't panel time.
Poor guy.
That it would. I want to assign personalities to the beasts. And I want to know that Fu is a girl. 🙁

But did he lead them down a wrong path?

It was around the time Naruto said "We're both gonna die if we fight again."
I would punch Oda. Not because of anything he has done but because I want to see if Japan would declare war over it. haermm

RANDOM QUESTION

Kubo vs. Oda vs. Kishimoto

WHO WINS!?

I am sad to say, but I would go with Kubo. Oda and Kishimoto are kind of skinny, small, and nerdish in appearance, whereas Kubo has a fairly average to mildly athletic build and looks less dorky.

Edit: Damn I am a gold mine of quotes.

Well they wouldn't fight. They'd just do some of Kubo's drugs.

But, Kubo will be bouncing around, swinging his pen like a sword. Kishi will cry and sit in the fetal position, and Oda will try to stretch really freaking far before falling in the pool and drowning.

So yeah.

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
Si.

That he did. Man, Tobi is such a good villain.

Or he does but there wasn't panel time.
Poor guy.
That it would. I want to assign personalities to the beasts. And I want to know that Fu is a girl. 🙁

But did he lead them down a wrong path?

It was around the time Naruto said "We're both gonna die if we fight again."
I would punch Oda. Not because of anything he has done but because I want to see if Japan would declare war over it. haermm

Indeed. He's an actor who is a Chessmaster/Manipulative Bastard rolled into one, though he's much more proficient at acting and being a Manipulative Bastard.
Also, is he a Magnificent Bastard? You know TvTropes better than I do. mmm

Well, we see the eyes of those two when the Sage is in the middle of his speech, and they aren't crying. 😛
Fu's a girl in all likelihood. Haku's not going to like competition. 😛

Don't think he did. I do however, think he led the Juubi down the wrong path.

Ah. Well, I suppose that part worked out for the best. Naruto's awesome now, and Sasuke's as classy as ever.
Got it. You punch Oda, NemeBro punches Kishi, and I'll punch Kubo. Any master plans?

Originally posted by NemeBro
RANDOM QUESTION

Kubo vs. Oda vs. Kishimoto

WHO WINS!?

I am sad to say, but I would go with Kubo. Oda and Kishimoto are kind of skinny, small, and nerdish in appearance, whereas Kubo has a fairly average to mildly athletic build and looks less dorky.

Edit: Damn I am a gold mine of quotes.

Toriyama comes in and KO's all of them.

About to start my powering through the apparently shitty chapters of Negima.

WISH ME LUCK.

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
Indeed. He's an actor who is a Chessmaster/Manipulative Bastard rolled into one, though he's much more proficient at acting and being a Manipulative Bastard.
Also, is he a Magnificent Bastard? You know TvTropes better than I do. mmm

Well, we see the eyes of those two when the Sage is in the middle of his speech, and they aren't crying. 😛
Fu's a girl in all likelihood. Haku's not going to like competition. 😛

Ah. Well, I suppose that part worked out for the best. Naruto's awesome now, and Sasuke's as classy as ever.
Got it. You punch Oda, NemeBro punches Kishi, and I'll punch Kubo. Any master plans?

Yes, he is classified as a Magnificent Bastard. My favorite thing about Tobi is probably his powers. Unlike Aizen, who is simply broken in every way imaginable, Tobi has 1 move. It's mostly for defense and it doesn't really help in combat all that much. It makes sense that a character like Tobi would be manipulating people.

They might not have started to cry yet. And I hope Fu is. She is cute.

Indeed. And indeed, we shall conquer the world.

Also, apparently Kokou was a shout out to Fist of the North Star. Well, 3 of them have been references. Nice.

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
Because Moria has been everyone's ***** since he showed up? 313

Only against the Shichibukai, the future Pirate King and Kaidou. You make it sound as if he had been beaten by Chopper.

Originally posted by Bentley
Only against the Shichibukai, the future Pirate King and Kaidou. You make it sound as if he had been beaten by Chopper.

So yeah, he is even less of a big player in the One Piece world than pre-time skip Luffy. awesome