Water is EVIL!!!

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Water is evil...I'm no longer going to take showers or wash at all.

*crys some more*

i am studying the different strokes a guy can use ... OH !! and uhh studying umm ... some weird shit that is like interesting theories .. like the 46&2 theory ...

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😖leep: must have sleep .. yet not tired... im an insomniac .. im afraid like something like fight club might happen to me 😑

Im really going to go use some water...even though its evil! ✅

i need water to kill myself with ..

That makes you evil too Lil.

I am going to go kill myself, my body is 3/4 water, so I am evil, and evil needs to die.

can i dry myself .. ? and someone can roll me up and smoke me 😄

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
To say water in French, you would say toilette. This one isn't so much about water, but more about how much France sucks.

👇 They forgot an important one... Water is bad because it can turn your skin green. Look at all the plants - they turn green... Imagine if you drink water long enough...

I like the taste of water...

Then you will burn in hell - Hahahahahahahaha!!!

Thats it, I'm never touching the stuff again.

Oh wait, I need a bath tonight. 😕

P.S. 👆 If you do get to burn in hell, bring some water though - it might help...

Water causes sweating. Sweat gives you BO. Water is BAD!

I love water 😛
Im a pisces and drink water the most ✅
The hell with Coke 😖

You don't drink coke btw...you sniff it.

but the ice cubes will get stuck in your nose 😑

The cops will put you on ice if they get ya...

That is both the stupidest and funniest thing i think i've read on these forums...nice lil b

LoL, 2 billion australians? if there were that many australians on the planet, i'd hurl myself off a cliff (and probably into a bunch of water)

If there were 2 billion aussies and 1 outta every 100,000 was a maniac like the Croc Hunter, that would leave 20,000 extra maniacs on this planet.

LOL i think the only way 2 billion aussies could drown in the water is to have them all run off a cliff (and into the water) like lemmings.

I love aussies and i'm not picking on what you said milla, i just thought that was funny to read (and pick apart)