Water is EVIL!!!

lil bitchiness
Unless you have a snowboard, an avalanche will kill you

Well...I HAVE a snowboard 😄
And I LOVE water....
I'm EVIL 😈 Muhahaaha!

This thread is satanic. The mention of w...r can bring hell upon you and all your descendants. Lil said so. If it's written, it must be true.

water ... if you freeeze it .. it becomes ice .. ice is slippery and can make you fall and break your neck or other bones.. you can also fall through nad drown while th ice traps you under..

evil water! 😒

👇 OHOH! Guys, I'm sorry, forget all my posts in this thread - I've just learned that there is water in beer... Sorry, I'm going to hell - can't do otherwise...

😆 precious beer!

Originally posted by lil bitchiness

Water is a greedy bugger. It hogs 71% of the earth.

doesn't it hog like 70% of our bodies too? stupid bodies...

3/4 about so it is about 75% I think ✅

yeah i just said 70% because it was closer to 71%...i read something about 75% in bio class when i was a wee lil one...

see told u she was clever! 😖mart:

indeed I am 😖mart: cool and modest too 🪩

also, water is made of hydrogen and oxygen. fill ur bedroom with these two gasses and light a match.... then u wont be laughing....mainly cos ur mouth will be burnt shut

water is evil. 😐

well whos fault is it when they light the match..........
anyways they r funny Lil Bitchiness, but insulting to me.

DON'T INSULT AQUA!!!!!
Just that bloody water!

I love water 😍 swimming, water polo, surfing, water skiing, all the good stuff ✅

but it is evil...

deviously evil (always plotting, always waiting for our moment of weakness)

OMG!!! Lil u crack me up!!

the cat one is the funniest, and the one about the puppy!!! aaaw!!
EEEEVIIIIL WATER!!!! SHAME ON YOU!!!

do u notice how as well, every big drinks company tries to cash in on water?

Evian, for instance, what is it about the bottle and the brand name that makes the water so special?

ITZ STILL EVIL, NO MATTER HOW FREAKIN PRETTY THE CONTAINER IS!! (and expensive too)

Haha! You people are hilarious!! 😄

Remember....just about every single evil person in human history drank water!! 😒

is "holy water" ok?