Originally posted by iluvpippin
i am so confused....
nevermind im just talking to myself lol.
Osgiliath
denethor: not if i can help it....look son go and die at osgiliath
faramir: ok *goes and fights* charge!!!
gondor soldiers: oh when the orcs (pippin voice over: ooohh hwhhen the orrrcs bayby) get killed alot (gggetttt KILLED ALOOT OH YEAH)
*swoooosh*
*thwack*
faramir: shit *falls*
denthor: all those years of neglect and now he is dead i love him......i know we must have a BBQ!
gandalf: *thwack bang whollop kill him with my staff*
pippin: i smell burning....*sees* NOOOOOOOOO!
gandalf: heeeree i come to save the daaaayyyyyyy!
denethor: i would have gotten away with it too...if it wasnt for that meddling maia! *jumps* *falls*
orc number 247074036 group YDG : *looks up* whats that it *gets crushed by falling fireman*
Pellanor
witchy: hehehe EVIL!!!!!!
Rohirrim: HHHEEEERRRREEEE WWWEEEE ARRRREEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
gadalf: could you BE any later!
rohirrim: *charges*
orcs: ooooohhhhh **** oh **** oh **** oh **** oh ****!!!!!!
gothmog: oh big daddy coloosal ****!
rohirrim: *dun dun duuuunn dun dun dunnnnnnn dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun duuuunnn duuunn duuuuunnnnn duuunnnnnnn duuun duun dun*
orcs: hey how do you know the lotr tune....isnt it just a soundover *all get killed*
Gondor: hip hip HORAY
theoden: hip hip hip!
emoer: dont you mean hip hip horray
theoden: NO! my horse just fell on me....i think i broke my hip!
*witchy* hmmmm eat him big flyy thing!
big flyy thing: hmmmm theoden
eowyn who is a guy: kill him and i will kill you!
witchy: STUPID CROSSDRESSING HUMAN!!!!!! DIE NOW!!!
*fight*
witchy: no man can kill me!
eowyn: I AM NO MAN!!
wtchy: your a woman..you cant kill me...you wouldnt dare, you dont have the balls......hehehehe pun intended
orcs: hahahahahaha
everyone: ahhahahahahahaha
eowyn: *stab*
witchy: folds up like a cheap deck chair
orcs: oh shit!
everyone good: YEY....
*from the distance* LAND AHOY!!!!!
*a ship lands* *orlando bloom gets off...then johnny depp*
depp: BAD EGGS! SAVVY!!! THE PEARL!!!!
everyone: wrong film
*another shop comes aragorn gimli and legolas jump off*
orcs: AHHH!!! THREE PEOPLE!!!!
dead army: *kill kill climb pn things win yey whooooop*
aragorn: WE HAVE WON!!!!
gandalf: erm...saurons not dead frodo isnt in orodruin yet....
aragorn: well lets put a bet on......i bet i can get another 5000 men killed before the end of this!
gandalf: your on!