trains crickets to assassinate mob bosses
Is the Grasshopper Master
has cookie jars filled with the intestines of care bears
is a city ****ed up by the Romans
Has furry little friend, must be a Disney Princess.
Is middle-aged.
Has never seen a cabbage he wouldn't steal
Head is harder then even a classic cabbage patch doll's.
Is a master Beer Fort builder.
Is a master box wine drinker
Gets in trouble a lot, doesn't care.
Was the Paste Eater in 3rd Grade
Still can't escape the cops chasing him
Is a narc
Runs a few sweatshops in Nicaragua
Enjoys the smell of sweatshops
Can't find the ten gallon hat he lost at Subway
Has an 11 gallon head
Makes Lobo seem sociable in comparison.
Wishes he could be a Rastafarian