What do you know about the person above you?

trains crickets to assassinate mob bosses

Is the Grasshopper Master

has cookie jars filled with the intestines of care bears

is a city ****ed up by the Romans

Has furry little friend, must be a Disney Princess.

Is middle-aged.

Has never seen a cabbage he wouldn't steal

Head is harder then even a classic cabbage patch doll's.

Is a master Beer Fort builder.

Is a master box wine drinker

Gets in trouble a lot, doesn't care.

Was the Paste Eater in 3rd Grade

Still can't escape the cops chasing him

Is a narc

Runs a few sweatshops in Nicaragua

Enjoys the smell of sweatshops

Can't find the ten gallon hat he lost at Subway

Has an 11 gallon head

Makes Lobo seem sociable in comparison.

Wishes he could be a Rastafarian