What do you know about the person above you?

has Dreadlocks but not where you would expect.

has been banned from purchasing Tomato sauce at Walmart

Shares a name with a town in Missouri that got shredded by a tornado in 2011.

Got blamed for it.

Hasn't yet fought that groundhog that keeps stealing his Cannabis

Has really interesting taste in music.

Raises Groundhogs as a hobby

Has inhaled mustard gas way too many times

Comes from a very long line of reasonably-priced Gigolos.

Prays to the Golgothan every night before his 1am pleasure-poop

Is so cool that he can freeze water with a sideways glance.

Can take an atom bomb better than Superman

Is a post machine sent from the future to save us from mediocrity.

still uses supertrooper references

Originally posted by Jesus McBurger
still uses supertrooper references

Was missed so much by a certain user with a Harley Quinn Sig

awww was missed by someone who has a holy figure in his user name

Walks on water... in the wintertime.

EDIT: Wrong topic.

So err...^^^goes by the name Nuke Nixon.

A unique and interesting observer of the obvious.

^^^I know he could have said something way worse, without trying!