The STAR WARS Saga

Threepio: Oh, my head! Oh my goodness.

Luke: Can you understand what they're saying?

Threepio: Oh yes, Master Luke. Remember that I am fluent in over six million forms of communication and--

Han: What did you tell them?

Threepio: Hello, I think... I could be mistaken. They're using a very primitive dialect. But I do believe they think I am some sort of god.

Han: Well why don't you use your divine influence and get us out of this?

Threepio: I beg your pardon, General Solo, but that just wouldn't be proper.

Han: Proper?!

Threepio: It's against my programming to impersonate a deity.

Han: Why you!
sorry. my mistake. he's an old friend of mine.

(Heroes taken to Ewok village).

Han: I have a really bad feeling about this.

Han: What are they saying?

Threepio: I'm rather embarrassed, General Solo, but it appears you are to be the main course at a banquet in my honor.

Luke: 3-PO, tell them if they do not set us free you will become angry and use your magic

Threepio: But Master Luke, what magic? couldn't possibly --

Luke: just tell them

Threepio: (speaks to ewoks) You see, Master Luke; they didn't believe me. Just...... as I said they wouldn't. Wha-wha-what's happening! Oh! Oh, dear! Oh!

(throne chair starts floating from Luke's force)

Put me down! He-e-elp! Master Luke! Artoo! Somebody, somebody, help! Master Luke, Artoo! Artoo, quickly! Do something, somebody! Oh! Ohhh!

(C-3PO slowly stops floating)

Oh, oh, oh, oh! Thank goodness.

Luke: Thanks 3-PO

Threepio: I never knew I had it in me.

Threepio: (storytelling to ewoks, r2d2 beeps suggestions to add to the story) Yes, Artoo. I was just coming to that.