Screw it, I'll do 3p0's story:
3pO:
Tu Chana ma tu wata
Tu chana wa tu wata
Pey randa ba to tota
Pey randa mat ta tota
Princess Liea wasi waba R2
Usa.. bat ta rampi Darth Vader!
Un chenko vaskimo kien tun de Death Star
Usa menchi un Jedi, Obi-wan Kenobi, Kien manamatchu Vader con yono
Un tabane
R2:
beep boop doop da boop woo
3PO:
Yes R2 I was just coming to that
Taran to gosh!
Master Luke and Chiminey cha doooooon
Una Millenium Falcon and Chiminey, Cloud City
Usa.....Nooch Vader!
Han Solo...Teeglio Carbon!
Catcha...gooba Sonic
A un...kena chatu la menta.