Iceman would fail in the carreer of "Stand Up Comedian".
Beast would be a doctor and fail in finding a cure for depression because every time he gets close to finding it his girlfriend breaks up with him.
Cyclops would be a scout master for the Boy Scouts.
Rouge would be one of those people you pay to have sex w/ you (dont kow what their called). Mystique too.
Storm would be a meteorologist.
Magneto would go try to conquer Mojoworld or something crazy.
The sentinels would stay at home and play poker all night.
THE END! (darn it....I ran out of ideas...)