If the x men weren't x men

Prof. X- Teacher
Jean Grey- Doctor
Storm- Weather Channel
Cyclops- I think he would have a mental breakdown, develop Obsessive Complusive Disorder, and be like Monk's brother in the TV show...agoraphobic, never leaving his house...hehe *but I like Cyclops*
Wolverine- Cage Fighter
Rogue- Travel Agent
Iceman- I haven't a single clue
Pyro- Proffessional Arson
Beast- Scientist
Nightcrawler- Priest
Magneto- Haven't a clue
Sabertooth- Hit man
Mystique- Prostetute
Toad- Haven't a clue
Gambit- Either a casino worker, male stripper, or a proffessional thief
Jubilee- Fashion Designer or Stylist for celebrities
ShadowCat- No idea
Collossus- Body Guard

Forgive me if I missed someone...and I know some of these have been posted, but I like them 😄

GAMBIT AND CYCLOPS FOR GIGOLOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😄

if they were not a mutant.... they were Humans

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professor x will be a marathon racer..
wolverine will turn into wolf..
beast wold turnninto beauty...

Johnny'd be a TVshop salesman... right, Ses? 😈

storm would be weather woman uhh how do you call that? someone who predictes the weather on tv.

Jean would be firewoman 🙄

wolverine would be butcher

cyclops would be opticien

WOLVIE FOR A BUTCHER!!! 😆 😆 😆 GOOD ONE ^^

Shadowcat: stay at home mom, because of lance alvers
Forge: inventer
Mystique: female or MALE 😆 striper
Storm: teacher
Jean Grey: stay at home mom, because of scott summers
Cyclops: talk show host
Rogue: Cyclops's guest, or actress
Spyke: doctor
Kurt: German teacher, or German to english transliter
Quicksilver: Ompylica gold metalist
Toad: bug exturmneter
Avalanche: land worker, concruction worker
Blob: Poem reader
Beast: Scicene teacher, poem reader
Iceman: ice cream man, fireman
Boom Boom: Hooker
Jubliee: firework desplaer
Wolverine: wandering yo find who he is with X23 by his side like she's his daughter
Magneto: metal animalits instead of ballons
Sabretooth: same as wolverine expcet no daughter
Gambit: thievef
Pyro: grt back to you on that
I gave them job's that best suit there talents, that goes espically for Boom Boom.

🐰 killing is good death is great! 🐰

"Kiss my ass Aaron, it's over!"-Bring it On. *****!
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Storm would of course be on a throne somewhere, because she is after all a princess.

magneto would take on that guy who can bend spoons. he would kick his ass.

i think wolverine would be a war veteran.

storm is a goddess not a princess Powerfulone1987

🐰 happiness kills, death live! 🐰

Magneto would be Uri Gellar 🙄 😇

OMG my old thread 😂

Pyro would be in his final screening/check up with his personal psychiatrist... uhmmm... i mean his Nth psychiatrist... juz can't number how many personal psychiatrist he did burn.