Poem Test! What Do You Think? Please, No Big Insults!

IN THE LAND OF BREE,
WHERE THE HOBBITS DRINK THEIR TEA!
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EVERY SIP THEY TAKE,
IS ENOUGH TO KILL A SNAKE!
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WHEN THE SNAKES ARE DEAD,
THEY PUT GOLD RINGS IN THEIR HEAD!
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WHEN THE GOLD RINGS DIE,
THEY PUT MORE IN THEIR EYES!
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WHEN FRODO GET'S THE RINGS,
ALL THE ELVES WILL START TO SING!
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HE MUST CHOSE WHICH RING IS GOOD,
EVEN GANDOLF SAYS HE SHOULD!
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WHEN FRODO HAS DONE HIS THING,
HE WOULD HAVE CHOSEN THE TRUE RING!
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THIS RINGS LIVES ON AND ON,
BUT NEITHER DOES THIS SONG!

*FRODO BAGGINS*

the elfs have better poems than that!!
jizzz 🙄

Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie

well, that's from the movie!

I wouldn't quit my day job if I was you Frodo, but seeing as it's better than any poem I've written...nice job 🙂

I like it!

(It repeats 'over the river and through the woods' every verse...)
Over the river and through the woods,
To Elrond's house they go,
The Elf knows the way to keep orcs at bay, all along the way.
Over the river and through the woods, to Mordor's gates they go,
Frodo and Sam, braver than man conquer all the way.
Over the river and through the woods, off to war they go,
The Elf and the dwarf have no remorse, fifty is their goal.
Over the river and through the woods, Gandalf the Wizard does ride,
With Pippin astride, over fileds they fly, to tell of what's to come.
Over the river and through the woods, some may not return,
But some do say that songs were made of those who stood so tall.

oh brother somebody needs to get a life..

if someone wants to make poems around something they find interesting, why not?

Well, I think it was a nice litle poem

🙂

Of course you did.

Well maybe once Finti actually gets a life, he will know what one is..........

Time to move on from the 80s.........

The poems are cool!!!!

What the hell? 😕

Hell? I thought we were talking about poems.

Ai! laurië lantar lassi súrinen, yéni únótimë ve rámar aldaron!
Yéni ve lintë yuldar avánier mi oromardi lissë-miruvóreva Andúnë pella, Vardo tellumar nu luini yassen tintilar i eleni ómaryo airetári-lírinen.

Sí man i yulma nin enquantuva?
An sí Tintallë Varda Oiolossëo ve fanyar máryat Elentári ortanë ar ilyë tier undulávë lumbulë ar sindanóriello caita mornië i falmalinnar imbë met, ar hísië untúpa Calaciryo míri oialë.
Sí vanwa ná, Rómello vanwa, Valimar!
Namárië! Nai hiruvalyë Valimar! Nai elyë hiruva! Namárië!

ain't this a damn good poem or what???

Very. 🙄

Hey guys! That was actually a crap poem my friend made up, but what the hey! I'm gunna be a writer, actually I already am. I have written a book and had a friend illustrate the pictures for like the cover of the novel.

FRODO: hmmm... no offence, but i've seen better poems....

-Largo

Hell? I thought we were talking about poems.

Different spelling.

😄