Favorite Jack Sparrow Lines!

I think Johnny was great in POTC! He is so cool!
I love the way he acts!

One of my favorite lines he says is:

No one. He's no one. A disstant cousin of my aunt's nephew,
twice removed. Lovely singing voice though. Unice. 🙄

Which ones are yours?
😕

"when u marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing mate, I'm Captain Jack Sparrow!"

"thats what a ship is you know, not a keel and a hold and a deck and sails, thats what a ship needs. but what a ship is-what the Black Pearl really is-is freedom."

"welcome to the caribbean love!"

erm, theres too manY!!!!!!!!!!

"but why is the rum gone?"

i luv them all i actually i think i have them all memorized yep i do i have a few as my away messages its funny
"me im dishonest and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest honestly its the honest ones you want to watch out for because you never can predict when theyre going to do something incredibly stupid"

Well, I also love them all, I could recite the whole movie if asked too...pathetic, I know, but o well...

"You need to find yourself a girl, mate! Or, perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you've already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet...You're not a eunuch, are you?"

Well, that whole scene is HOT!!!

you missed the best quotes ever i mean in every board i went to no1 had this quote!!!! pshhh its this one you guys cant really be captin jack luvers if you didnt know this one : captain norrington: you are without dout the worst pirates ive ever heard of Captain jack: but you have heard of me" 🙄 shame on you all

lol 💃

my fave line is a really simple one

"sticks and stones love sticks and stones"

well im gonna go read a harry potter 3rd book and go to bed chow 😎

omg one last one which is also my favorite the crew: captain barbossa said you would be wearing this Elizibeth: well you can tell barbossaa that i am decinclining aquisting your request (lol im a bad speller lol) crew: he said you'd say that and if that be the case you would be dining with the crew....naked

Has Jack Sparrow killed anyone apart from Barbossa? I mean someone who did NOT deserve it? 😕

i loved everything Cap'n Jack Sparrow said, ive posted my fav quotes on the thread that was here before so i cant be bothered to post again... just a little not though.. people stop making the same threads as ones that are already here read the rules please...

anyhoo

take care

luv AS!!!
xxx

This Is My Favorite Jack Sparrow Line: "Weddings! I love Weddings, Drinks all around!!"

My Favorite line is one that they didn't end up putting on the movie🙁: *Looks at Eliazabeth and motions the two of them together* Peas in a pod love

Isin't he just so cool! I love how Johnny acts in this movie, he's so drunk and everything, Kiera thinks he acts like Ozzy Osbourne.

Mine has gotta be, the one on my signature!...."Aren't you supposed to be dead?...am I not?....oh......" and then the one right after it......."Parlie....parlieahiod......parsnip.....parsley............parle? (sp?).....yes, thats the one! Parle!"

i know its from the deleted scenes but
"shame about the french. obsessed with raisins. humiliated grapes really. think about it."
also, "and then they made me their chief"
i almost fell off my sofa laughing at that. me and my m8 luv jack sparrow sooo much. oops, captain jack sparrow lol

🏴‍☠️ Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow.
But why is Rum gone?? That's Interesting.
What you say to three shilings and we forget the name?

Mines "Not sure i deserved that"

Gibbs : [ Jack throws a bucket of water at him] Curse you for breathing, you slack-jawed idiot! Mother’s love! Jack ! You should know better than to wake a man when he’s sleeping. ‘S bad luck.
Jack : Ah, fortunately I know how to counter it. The man who did the waking buys, the man who was sleeping, a drink. The man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking.
Gibbs : Aye, that'll about do it. [ Will throws another bucket of water at him] Blast! I’m already awake!
Will : That was for the smell.

thats great.. :😖igh::

yeah. i loved all the lines. i liked these the best tho:

*"stop blowin' holes in my ship!"
*"i'm terribly sorry, i didn't kno"
*"that's interesting"
*"o, god, i hate this bloody line. where are the writers, i'm going to kill them!" (jonny)
*"the last real pirate ship in the caribbean, mate!"
*"son, i'm captian jack sparrow, savvy?"
*"elizabeth, it would never have worked between us, darling"
*"but why's the rum gone?"
*"will, nice hat"
*"u will always remember this as the day u almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow"
*"ahh, but u have heard of me!"
*"u cheated!" (will) "PIRATE!" (jack)
*"u ignored the rules of engagement! in a fair fight i could kill u!" (will) "well, that's not much insentive for me to fight fair, now is it?" (jack)

wow thats a lot. i kno theres more. i just can't think of them at the moment