My Favoite:
Mullroy: What's your purpose in Port Royal, Mr. Smith ?
Murtogg: Yeah, and no lies.
Jack Sparrow: Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out.
Murtogg: I said no lies.
Mullroy: I think he's telling the truth.
Murtogg: If he were telling the truth, he wouldn't have told us.
Jack Sparrow: Unless, of course, he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you.
I LIKE:
"The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can't. But pirate is in your blood, boy, so you'll have to square with that some day. And me, for example, I can let you drown, but I can't bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesies, savvy? So, can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not?"
Ragetti: You!
Pintel: You're supposed to be dead!
JACK: AM I NOT? oh, palulay.... palu-li-la-la-lulu... parlili...parsnip, parsley, partener, partner...
Ragetti: Parley?
Jack: Parley! that's the one. Parlley. Parley!
Pintel: PARLEY? down to the depths what ever man that thought up the word parley!
Jack: that would be the French...
o i like when he and will are in the blacksmith shop and jack says
"u look somewhat familiar, have i threatened u before?" its not my favorite but i thot i'd mention it cause no one else has
and
"u can keep doing that all day, the dog is never going to move."
jack: "i kno those guns! it's the pearl!"
thief: "i've heard stories...never leaves any survivors" (i kno i skipped a few words there, sorry)
jack: "no survivors? then where do the stories come from, i wonder?"