Favorite Jack Sparrow Lines!

Started by johnny.d girl28 pages

i no and i'm back but i'm at skool

HAHAHAHH!!! i hav been sick AAAAAAAALLLL day!!

huh?

Originally posted by Machete_guy
HAHAHAHH!!! i hav been sick AAAAAAAALLLL day!!

machete writes: HAHAHAHH!!! i hav been sick AAAAAAAALLLL day!!

haha!!! I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol jk
ah, i was sick too. being sick SUCKS!!!! i HATE it. i mean, missing school is nice and all, but when u feel like sh!t, and u kno u're gonna have to make up all that work anyways, missing school aint such a treat, u kno? i hate coming back the next day an ur teachers are like "o here's a giant stack of homework, have fun, o, and by the way, test tomorrow and we can't help u learn all the stuff that u missed cause were all bastards..." yeah. 😈 teachers are evil and their sole purpose on this planet is to torture kids...but don't get me started on the evil, useless purposes of school...that's a good hour's yelling and swearing... (i hate school!!!)

Grrrrrrrr I HATE TEACHERS

teachers bother meeee

i hate teachers too...and school...honestly, i can't see the point of it. and the adults are all like "you cannot succeed without a good education...you'll end up flipping burgers for minimum wage..." and all that an im like, "well, yeah, i prolly will anyways cause i aint learnin nothin useful here...oooh, complex, confusing, good-way-to-get-an-F algebra 2!!! and science!! dirt!!! my most favoritest subject!!! i often sit outside with a magnifying glass and study the tiny particles that make uo dirt. (hope u realize i'm being sarcastic). and english! HA!! don't make me laugh!!! hahahahaha!!! that is the most pathetic, sad, lame excuse for a class. we never EVER write, except to do some stupid paper "analizing the main themes of a book" mostly its listening to my old, cocky english teacher preach to us about ego and all the movie stars he knows...AHHHHHHHHHHH...DYING OF BOREDOM IN THAT CLASS!!!!!!!!!!!!! COMEPLETE WASTE OF ME TIME!!!!!!!!!! I DO NOT WANT TO BE A SCIENTIST, OR A MATHEMATICIAN, OR AN ECONOMIST (shivers) OR A WACKO BOOK-ANALYZER THAT SPENDS HOURS AT A TIME LOCKED IN A LIBRARY WITH A BUNCH OF NERDS WEARING TUCKED IN SWEATERS AND GIANT, HUMONGUS, POLITICALLY UNCORRECT GLASSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ok, terribly sorry about that. *takes deep breath* i'm ok now. that was the beginning of a rage against school (RAS) but i can control that...

don't worry i'm EXACTRLY the same!!!!!
i fukin HATE SKOOL, TEACHERS AND NEARLY EVER1 IN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(((~exsept 4 apg, kazzi and js#1~)))
in english at the moment we're doing a project on depression!!!! and in sport we're doing stuff on drugs!!!!!
so thats teaching kids about drugs and the side-fx's.........(((eg, drugs that make u laugh at everything))).....I THINK ITS JUST STUPID!!!!
and the project on depression........well lets juss say that its juss making things every "low" at the moment!!!!!!!!!............and then theres S.O.S.E (history, weather and all that sh!t).......no 1 dose anything in there!!!!!!!........COMPLETE WAST OF TIME!!!!!!........i'd rather b sleeping!!!!!.........i DO fall asleep in some lessions coz its SOOOOOOO BORING!!!!!!..........*also takes a couple of breths*..........ARRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHH!!!!!!! I HATE SKOOL!!!!!!!!
*starts carming down*.......sorry ppl.....its all out of me system now!!! 😄
.....i think..........

aye, it is out of me system for now, but, mark me words, it'll be back soon...we've got a "long" weekend (3 days o wow) so i am a bit more relaxed

😮

bummer!!!!!.......we're a day ahead of u so u'll b bored on kmc!!!! LOL

ooo so its monday for u now...that SUCKS (for u)!!!!! HAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol. but friday comes earlier for u...

yup yup yup 😄
LOL
this is abit off topic!!....... 😮 😄

well, i've already posted all me favorite jack lines like six times apiece, so i don't think it matters. lol. to me at least.

yeah i've already said this but I LUV ALLLLLL OF JACK'S LINES!!!!!!!!! LOL

...ergh

im a bit left out in POTC forum

LOL
awwww poor michael!!........the only 1 who can't say anything bout jack!!!!!!!...........well not like all us!!!! LOL
here ye go......cheer up 😄 *gives machete some rum but then pulls away* YE AIN'T GONNA KNOCK ME OUT WITH IT R U???.........

no why would i do that🙂

juss asking coz u did that in a doff thread but i've 4gotten what 1 it was!!!
*gives machete rum then backs off juss incase*