Favorite Jack Sparrow Lines!

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i'm bored bored ....coz no1's on cry ❌

*sigh*

Why is the rum gone?

and

Look what I got. I got a jar of dirt. I got a jar of dirt. I got a jar of dirt. And guess what's inside it.

and

Jack: Is the jar of dirt going to help?
Tia: If you don't want it, give it back.
Jack: No. *Hugs jar of dirt*

"Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out!"

Absolute TRUTH from Captain Jack Sparrow's mouth. Love it!

precisely LOL!! Followed by another one of my favorite lines.
"Unless he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you."
Know that...he's just helping them along. He actually doesn't lie as much as I thought he did...he just has a different version of reality.

I love Jack's version of reality!! lol...keeps u thinking!! lol...Never a dull moment with Jack!! *sighs*

Hee hee, COTBP is on the USA channel right now and I just love it.

"And I'll buy you a hat, a really a big hat."

CURSES! I lost my DMC DVD and I have no clue where it is!!!!

"My peanut." That has to be one of the best lines in the movies.

LOL True! I can't believe I forgot that!

It's one of the simplest, funniest, grooviest lines in the movie.

True that.

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Originally posted by LEWZMP
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Please stay on topic.

Lol.
Another of my favorite lines," It's cephlopod actually."

Oh! I remember that!

My favorite line isn't a line at all, rather it's Jack's face when he realizes Cotton doesn't have a tongue--almost the same face when he, Gibbs, and Elisabeth are talking about Beckett and he makes the yuck face.

I also love the line "There's nothing wrong with my compass" then the pull away shot shows him with the appropriately placed cannon giving the line prior a whoooooollllle diff meaning.

And good gawd, when he stares her down, saying nothing and then says "pirate"--damn that was hot and then some.

Tex! How have you been, my dear? Great Jack references, too. The man has a million and one expressions and all of them are great. Along the lines of learning Cotton doesn't have a tongue, I very much like when he hears Anamaria's voice and starts inching his way towards her. You can tell he's dreading it! Lol. And his reward is a slap.

"Gentlemen! I wash my hands of you." or something like that. Actually I love that wholepart.

Heh.... heh.... heh.

So many memories!