I Need A Brit To Translate....

Originally posted by total metalhead
yeah he was a 6 foot white guy with a weird cap and wearing a tracksuit i think. why?

The guy's a towny, probably from brixton or kilburn or some place tuf. Anyway, the guy asked you for a fiver. I hope u didnt give that to him. Thats about 9 dollars US.
If the guy wasnt a towny, just a guy pretending to be one, he's even more sad.
F**k townies!

Originally posted by total metalhead
thank the lord....for all i know he could have been threating me with death. thnx dave.

you guys have some strange words...

😂😱 omg

Originally posted by total metalhead
yeah he was a 6 foot white guy with a weird cap and wearing a tracksuit i think. why?

😂 🙄

His giro must have burnt a hole in his shell-suit, leaving him a bit skint.

You see the culture of despair...

oh the joys of being scottish we have our own lingo.
instead of that i would've said.
"Gies a fiver...ta." much more easier to understand i think.

Originally posted by Dirty Vader
The guy's a towny, probably from brixton or kilburn or some place tuf. Anyway, the guy asked you for a fiver. I hope u didnt give that to him. Thats about 9 dollars US.
If the guy wasnt a towny, just a guy pretending to be one, he's even more sad.
F**k townies!

Brixton may be pretty tough, but it is nothing on Oldham or Keighley! 😱

....ok you guys have totally lost me again 🤪

ok i got another one. today this dude came up to me and said ''wa gwan'' or something like that. is this a real word??? translate please.

just another little british way to say hello 😊

oh why oh why cant you guys just say ''hello''??? it would be so much easier. my little brain cant take all this ❌

Cus us Brits are confusing ✅ Hehe, silly white guy. He was definately a townie. Ye don't say 'safe' unless someone gives ye something or you are mates with them 😂

what the hell is with the word "bloody"? I only use the word blood to describe what my nose looks like after i get in a fight at a bar...but you insane Englishmen use it as a damn adjective for the word hell. "bloody hell" . What exactly does the phrase "bloody hell" do for you that the word "hell" can't do for you.

bloody just makes it seem even worse, i guess 😕

cus it just sounds right. Oh hell, doesn't have the same feeling as oh bloody hell!! I think its just a nicer way of saying oh f*cking hell 😄

u brits always sugar coat things. What ever happened to crude vulgarity?!?!?

Crude vulgarity? Hmmmmm, what the bloody hell is that?? 😄

lol...i hope your girls taste as sugary sweet as your sense of humor.

I am a girl 😄