Random Tales from a Random Hero

This is a thread about all the great adventures I've been on and all the amazing things I have done because I am so great. But first to avoid any jealousy and envy that my last thread caused *cough*Juggernaut*cough, cough*. These stories are mostly made up or highly exaggerated and are for fun and to laugh from time to time. So stay tuned and enjoy,.

Random Story #1: I remember back in about '83, there was criminal underground drug lord. He's known only as Jo Jo Bean. He had plans to inject a highly modified version of cocaine into the tasty, marshmellow treat, Peeps. Why you ask? Cuz Peeps are awesome and millions are sold on Easter. Knowning his plan I quickly went into action under the allias, Del Lito. Under said name I was able to infiltrate his hideout and foil his evil plan. After the Peeps where saved, I ***** slaped him and took him to prision. few months later he broke out and went looking for Del Lito. Sadly for him it was just a allias so he never found me so I stalked him from behind and then shanked him in the spine. He then pulled a gun and shot, but I dodged the bullet. He shot again and this time I used the Dido and shot the bullet back at him. His tryanny is over

thats nice 👆

yeah, so if i could have that in 2 lines, please

I'm to tired to read that..but I'll assume it was really super

Seeing how it's the Super Bowl, I guess I should share my storey of when I won the Super Bowl all by myself. It was a few years ago, I cant remember against what team becasue they where just some jobberish team that I felt didnt belong. So I went there and knocked out the other team and went out onto the field by my lonesome, with out pads I might add cuz that stuff is for sissys. It was a great game, I sacked the QB almost every time and every so often when they managed to get the ball down field I'd just interceipt it and score the TD. The best was when I threw a 107yd pass and caught my own pass and won the game. The screw was like 251 to 7(only cuz I felt so sorry for the other team, I let them have a touchdown) But the NFL couldnt have this so they used computer technology and added in another team. I was in such disgust I didnt even watch. That includes the commercials too! Much anger this caused me

keep it to 2 lines, maybe 3 if it involves me

thanks

I guess I should add a disclaimer: If you cant achieve a 1st grade reading level, dont bother.

Jost joking with you Dave123, I'll try to shorten them the best I can. And Maybe I'll post about the time you and I teamed up to defeat King Kong

😂 good times.....

Random Hero777 and Dave123 VS KING KONG!!! (In 3 lines)

King Kong was being a jerk so Dave said to me "Random, lets kick his @$$!" so I said "Sure" and we went to the Empire State Building and kicked Kong his his giant balls. He fell down and died

theres a lot more to it than that, but we had to only include the main bits ✅

I saw this happen and said "hell yeah, Kong you went down like a ****"
kong then cried

True, Kong also cried like a little b!tch with a skinned knee.

Venom, it's good to see you man. It reminds me of the time you and I got super pissed at Spider Man, so we put dog poop on his porch and lit it on fire. Oh man he sure was mad at us.

LMAO yeah, then you rooled up in the chevey luv and we blew up his mail box

Hell yeah dude, THe Luv Machine ownz all!!!

omg, this is so retarded

How do you do it, Random Hero? 🙄

With talent and skill. Like the time I challenged Tony Hawk and showed him up with a 1080. He was Like "WHY?!" and I told him it's purpose

I remember this one time when me, Venomfan and Hulkster all where walking down the street when we saw James Hetfield of Metallica. I was like "Holy SH!T DUDE!" Then he told us to come with us and we all got to jam with the Tallica boyz!! It was friggin rad

I remember this one time, me and Jet Li got into a huge fight. Suddenly in steped Bruce Lee. The 3 of us had one of the greatest brawls of all time. Who one this great fight you ask? Well after 7 days and 7 nights of intense fighting, we all decided that we were all equally great and went home