Random Tales from a Random Hero

The battle against Evil:
Evil was being a real douche bag today. So I was like "Evil, what's the deal man? You're acting like a b!tch" And evil starting freaking out and he said he wanted to kick my @$$.
So I was like "Oh really?"
and Evil was like "Yeah that's right"
And I was like "You think so?"
and Evil was then like "Damn straight"
So I quickly kicked Evil in the shins and evil started crying. I laughed at the tears and said "THATS FU-CKIN RIGHT DOGGY!!!" Then I destroued evil with a dominating Rio Grande and said "What now? You insignifiCUNT!!!" Evil then ran away

you come up eith the saddest stories

Originally posted by nazgulinthedark
you come up eith the saddest stories

Well here's a thought that I guess you couldnt comprehend: Don't read them

heres one you must not fully understand: humans are natrually born curious creatures, it is our habbit to learn and examine, therefore, without the knowing it was so sad and retarted, i went ahead and followed my human instincts, and read them. this you probably know nothing of, since your nopt exactly what most would call human

Wow that was cleaver... oh wait no. That was just stupid

and I think you mean "it's in our nature to examine and learn"

cleaver? sorry but thats not a word smart one

Originally posted by nazgulinthedark
[this you probably know nothing of, since your nopt exactly what most would call human [/B]

Neither is "nopt" but you sure seem to think it is. and if you like correcting typos. it's "you're" not your

But enough of this back and forth. It is below me (lol Ok not really! I love arguing) But that's not what my thread is for. If anyone else out there has any stupid stories let me know, it's cool to see what other people think of

While at a party one night, this girl came up to me (Obviously stoned out of her mind) and she was wondering why they call them Hamburgars when it is made from beef. After a 5 minute conversation with this I thought to myself "Man... this is F'n werid"

*This is a true story too*

VenomFan VS Venom!????

This was one of the greatest fights in history. They fought for a good 30seconds before they realized that they were equal. Then when Venom least expected it, VenomFan jacked him from behind and stole his lunch money. THen bought a cheese burgar and ate it in Venom's FACE!!!