Meet TinyTim!

You must be a pedophile.

Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a pedophile? Let me put it this way, Master: the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error. 🤪

Originally posted by TinyTim
Did I really say that? 😈

You have no memory. 🙄

Originally posted by TinyTim
It was a long time ago. Does birthday is happen very often? 🤺

You have no memory. 🙄

Yes I have a perfect photographic memory. I like the way you talk. 👿

once a lifetime 🙄

When? What is giant sand? 😈

Originally posted by TinyTim
What is your fondest memory? How do you plan to do this? 😍

I have a lot of memmories.

I have a lot of memmories.

Where did you get your memmories? I have a lot of silly replies. ❌

Originally posted by TinyTim
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a pedophile? Let me put it this way, Master: the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error. 🤪

HAH!

HAH!

I am so glad you find this amusing, Mike. 🍺

You lie.

I have caught many errors in your replies.

Do not bullshit me, or I will punch you in the stomach.

You lie.

I have caught many errors in your replies.

Do not bullshit me, or I will punch you in the stomach.

It's the truth! Interesting... I have clients. Ok I'll try not to do bullshit him or her or he or she will punch you in the stomach too much. ❌

Originally posted by TinyTim
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. :-) 🤺

Have you ever tried stand up comedy? Because you sure aren't funny sitting down.

Have you ever tried stand up comedy? Because you sure aren't funny sitting down.

Do you think I should try it? Interesting explanation. That's only your opinion. 😗

"It" refers to the mighty Ulysses S. Grant.

"It" refers to the mighty Ulysses S. Grant.

Oh I get the mighty Ulysses s Grant. 🏴‍☠️

Originally posted by TinyTim
Did I really say that? 😈

yeah you goose

This was not a yes or no question. Thanks for telling me: rollin eat pie smokey smokin said I goose. 🤪

Originally posted by TinyTim
Where did you get your memmories? I have a lot of silly replies. ❌

When I was growing up, i got my memmories.

When I was growing up, i got my memmories.

It would be nice if it was made up of only good memories. 💃

Originally posted by TinyTim
I am so glad you find this amusing, Mike. 🍺

Im glad too. Im a NUT, you see.