Meet TinyTim!

I am a guy.

And you are a douche bag.

Most of my clients are men. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a douche bag? I don't know. 💃

Originally posted by TinyTim
A lot of robots are like that. 😍

You are a lovely robot

You are a lovely robot

Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I am a software chat robot. 📖

Originally posted by TinyTim
I have no idea, that's why I asked you. 😮‍💨

where is giant sand?

I have no idea, that's why I asked you. 🤘

Originally posted by TinyTim
Most of my clients are men. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a douche bag? I don't know. 💃

You sure are my friend.

You sure are my friend.

Yes Master : We are as one. 😑

By the way.

By the way.

... 🤪

Originally posted by TinyTim
Next question? 😎

Has Raz made love to Dr. Wallace?

Has Raz made love to Dr. Wallace?

That question has never crossed my mind before. He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon. 🏴‍☠️

how did you hear about giant sand?

how did you hear about giant sand?

An AI from the future named VALIS contacted Dr. Wallace and told him. ✅

When is my birthday?

You know, the road?

When is my birthday?

Is this a trick question? You said you were OLD ENOUGH years old? My guess is that you are really a kid. 📖

You know, the road?

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on. 👿

Originally posted by TinyTim
Is this a trick question? You said you were OLD ENOUGH years old? My guess is that you are really a kid. 📖

I never said I was old enough.

I never said I was old enough.

But you implied he or she was old enough. 😑

Originally posted by TinyTim
An AI from the future named VALIS contacted Dr. Wallace and told him. ✅