the KMC table

🍺

*kneels slowly before Queen Syren*

🙂 Solid! *Cracks open a bottle of ye ol Jamesons* "here's to ya"

Now where the hell did I leave that Dragon...

Opps missed last post...to hell with the dragon. Calls forth a lowly page to guard the door...Turn back to Syren. Now my Queen, where were we.

looks like I was to late

I like to protect chicks and I only start a fight over 10 pints 😛 "Kneels before Lady Syren"

*runs out of bedroom tugging dressing gown round her*

*lowers sword onto Shoukan's shoulder*

Arise, Sir Shoukan of the KMC Table, and protect!

*lowers sword onto Corlindel's shoulder*

Arise, Sir Corlindel of the KMC Table, and protect.

Now, eat, drink, and get absolutely bladdered!!! *waves arm magically and magnificent feast appears*

Oh yeah, I got a little spark in my blood, so don't piss me off! 😆

There's more alcohol in the cellar *hands key to Sir StinkFist*

U always end up being Barman!!!

*pulls out huuuge bag of weed from dressing gown pocket and hands it to Stink* Homegrown baby, enjoy.........

Watches Syren come running back into room, dressing gown gets thrown in corner. Lights joint, pours wine and hands over a glass. Moves bed over by the window and instructs dragon to light the sky with fire.

(hangs sign on door, "If castle is rockin..don't even think of knockin"😉

May I enter?

no .. leave now !

jk ..

😖

come on in 🍺

wo, i want to be knighted

*steps up to syren and kneels down*

*lowers sword onto Force's shoulder*

I dub you.... Sir Forcizzle, of the KMC Table! Now arise, and protect!

*goes back into bedroom, LOCKS THE GODDAMN DOOR, and gets down to.....erm.....business, with a newish recruit*

Guys, you gotta put it under ur sig, like Fire, I sound like a brat, I don't care, just do it!! The Queen has spoken! Or yelled, whatever.........

yay, i'll go and put it in my sig, hopefully it'll fit 👆

Right, so who we got so far.........

Queen Syren, Lady of the KMC Table and Ruler of all KaMelot City ((KMC.... Geddit??))
Fire - Sir Flame Rider
Peloquin - Sir Peloquin
Shoukan - Sir Shoukan
Force - Sir Forcizzle
LanceWindu - Sir Lancelot ((I had to do it))
Stinkfist462 - Sir Stinkfist
Corlindel - Sir Corlindel
JKozzy - Sir Squarepants
Dogbert - Sir Machiavelli

Cool!!! And we are the KMC Medieval Massive

Sir Stinkfist, such genius ((SIG))

*bows head to you and blows kiss*

i got my title 😊

I really gotta go y'all!

*hugs all the men*

Ciao x x x

Oh, put it on ya sig peeps...........