(relieves bladder on two people kneeling by the thrown)...oops sorry didn't see you down there. (claps hands) Bring on the royal wipers!
Hands Myth and tptmanno1 a drink, chill out for a while guys, Lady Syren just poped out to slay a rabid beast in the wastelands. Should be back soonish.
(Grabs Lady Syrens personal stash and gives it to the dragon) ok bud pack that in your shnoz and we'll have a steady stream of smoke into the thrown room for a while cheers.
*walks in and sees very stoned dragon*
Oh dear, not a very good guard when it's wasted, now really.......
*lowers sword onto Myth's shoulder*
I dub you.... Sir Tarantino of the KMC Table, rise and protect!
*lowers sword onto tptmanno1's shoulder*
I dub thee...... Sir Origin of the KMC Table, rise and protect.
((origin - number one - no1, geddit??))