barbie-girl ? you gotta picture of yourself that the rest of us can see ?
ok here's a dumb joke -
there's this rabbit that's running along at top speed in a forest - he comes across this giraffe thats about to smoke pot - so the rabbit tells him " Hey there Mr.Giraffe - what're you upto - don't be smoking grass dude - its not good for you - and you don't need to do that - just come running with me - believe me you'll feel so good you won't want to touch that stuff ever again.". So the giraffe thinks about it and says " Yeah cool - I don't mind trying that.".He chucks the joint he was rolling and they set of running. Presently they come upon an elephant whose about to do coke - so he's sitting there cutting lines and all - the rabbit starts squeeking at him - " What's wrong with you man ? Don't you know that shit can kill - what do you want to do that stuff for anyway - you want to get high ? just coming running with me and Mr.Giraffe here - believe me you'll get the kind of high you can never get from that powder shit, and plus its healthy as well.".So the elephant figures " Yeah he's gotta point.". And the elephant dumps the coke, the cutting mirror and all the rest of his equipment and goes of running with the rabbit and the giraffe. Soon they meet the lion - who's about to shoot heroin. So the rabbit starts to act all sick and all and he starts to get on the lion's case - " Dude what the hell is that shit - that's the worst damn thing you could possibly do - that drug will take you straight to hell man so don't you plunge that needle - you don't need to - just come running running with us - and you'll get twice the high that you could possibly get from that heroin shit - and plus you could use the exercise you know.".
Whereupon the lion proceeds to beat the crap out of the rabbit.
The elephant and the giraffe are like totally shocked - and the elephant says to the lion - " what did you do that for - the poor fellow was only trying to look after your own health ? "
So the lion tells the elephant "Man you don't know this guy - first thing in the morning he drops acid and goes running around the forest the whole day, taking me with him." 😉