Here's another dumb joke :
This Indian get's on a plane - sitting next to him are 2 pakistanis.
So he sits down on the seat next to the aisle, takes of his shoes socks, and settles down comfortably. The pakistanis watch him do all this. Then one of them leans over and tells the Indian - " Brother - I REALLY need a coke right now - I'm dying of thirst - could you please get me one ? ". The Indian looks at him for a couple of seconds and says - " Yeah sure - why not. That would be my pleasure.". And he goes off to get the coke. Meanwhile, the pakistani spits in one of his shoes. The Indian comes back and gives the pakistani the coke. The other pakistani has been watching all this; and now he tells the Indian - " Listen brother - I should have told you before; but now I really feel like having a coke too; I'm really sorry to disturb you; could you please get me one as well ?". So the Indian responds "No problem at all my friend - no problem at all - I'll get one for you as well - think nothing of it." - and he goes of to get the coke; of course the second pakistani spits in the Indian's second shoe.
4 hours later the plane is landing - and the Indian puts on his socks; he puts on his shoes; and at once realizes what has happened.
So he turns to the Pakistanis with a really anguished expression on his face : " Brothers ... when is all this going to end - this fighting; quarelling; plotting; this pain and turmoil; this spitting in shoes; this pissing in coke ....... "
I quit college midway - I found it too shallow and boring - and I didn't want to be like 90% my fellow humans i.e. graduate, get a degree, get a nine to five job, get married, get 2 babies, and grow old and die; so i just dropped out ... I was heavily into chess, ( the kasparov - karpov world championship match was happening in 1990 ), jazz music, UFO's, the Bermuda triangle, Atlantis, the pyramids etc.etc.etc. - the aquarius age basically, if you know what I mean !! And the mundane world and way of life was just too trivial and pointless and boring.
So basically I was just vegetating for about 6 years after I quit college - until one day I dropped in at a jam session happening next to my house, where I met a bunch of cool rock/jazz/alternative musicians - and they found me a bit of a novelty - this crazy guy walks in the door and stars to play all this mordern jazz stuff on the keyboards !! that's how I got into music -
I don't make too much money - but I'm not complaining, because so far, touch wood, it's been good fun and I've had quite a few lucjy breaks; one of them just in the last 2 weeks - a lot of my friends are misfits in the normal world, like myself.
Wonder how long it'll last though.